England Cricket Humiliated Again As Aussies Win The Lashes
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The failed state of England has once again lived up to its reputation, and folded in an Ashes Test Match.
Famous for not...
RFK Jr’s Senate Hearing Derailed By Heated 15 Minute Argument About Whether Pee Is Stored In The Balls
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The incoming Health Secretary of the United States has treated the senate to a rather interesting hearing this week.
RFK Jr, the man...
PM Denies Claims That Dental Is Poorly Funded: “Even Bunnies Fans Have Teeth Now Days”
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The Prime Minister has today moved to quell the debate about the state of dental care in the country.
Speaking exclusively to The...
Arrival Of The Year Of The Snake Prompts Man To Fire React To Mate’s Ex Girlfriend’s IG Story
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A local office man is today wasting no time ushering in the Chinese New Year.
With the first new moon of the lunar...
DeepSeek AI Has Some Rather Raw Opinions Regarding The Australian Swimming Team
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As the world tries to wrap its head around the newest AI competitor on the block, questions are being asked about its efficacy...
Australia To Enter Global AI Race Through Release of Updated Magic 8 Ball, With Up To 20 Answers!
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The future of the Australian economy finally looks in safe hands, after a bombshell announcement from the Prime Minister of Australia.
Speaking to...
“Um Yes Please” Says Melbourne Cricket Fan To Second Test Match In As Many Months At MCG
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A local Melbournian cricket fan has expressed his sheer delight at the prospect of another Test Match at the MCG this summer, just...
US Ban Trans People From Going Overseas To Murder Innocent People On Behalf Of Oil And Weapons Oligarchs
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The new president of the United States has once again proven his commitment to the big issues, by revealing that he will be...
“Yeah I Saw Keith Down The Road Before” Claims Every Single Attendee Of Tamworth Country Music Festival
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The dust settles on the second biggest country music festival in the world, the region of Tamworth is once again buzzing with tales...
Dutton Yet To Condemn Neo-Nazis Waving That Flag He Loves So Much On That Date He Wants Them To Celebrate So Badly
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Federal Opposition Peter Dutton has today realised just how hard it is to be a populist far-right leader, who also wants to protect...
