Greens Reveal Ground Breaking Policy To Make Tomato Sauce Squeeze Packets Free Nation Wide
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactGreens leader Adam Bandt has today announced that in addition to making public schools free, they’ll also make a law to ensure all...
CIA Amused By How Easy It Would Be To Assassinate Government Figures, Train Guerillas And Create A Power Vacuum In Greenland
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The world's favourite terrorist organisation incubator has today spoken to The Advocate about its potential next venture.
In an Australian exclusive interview with...
Regional TV Audiences In Mourning After Revelations That Rivers Is Shutting Down
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Viewers of TV channels like Imparja, WIN and NBN are today reeling after some terrible business news.
After decades of being treated to...
Bad Breakup Spirals Into HYROX Registration
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Friends and family of Breanna Anderson are collectively keeping an eye on the young woman this month, as the fall out from her...
Environment Minister Places White Fish On Endangered Species List Ahead Of Townsville Bucks Party
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The Environment Minister has today issued a damning statement about the state of the nation's biodiversity.
Speaking to The Betoota Advocate (the only...
Mid-Tier Influencer Treats Followers To Grainy Photos Of People Playing Tennis From The Rod Laver Nosebleeds
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Fans of Alyse Hetherington are this week revelling in her unparalleled coverage of the Australian Open.
From school friends to random tradesman who...
Serbian Mate Not Ready To Move On Just Yet
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A local Betoota Flight Path District man has today told the Betoota Advocate to hold its horses.
36-year-old plumber Jordan Nikolic says he's...
Peter Dutton Calls For Elon Musk To Be Given Automatic Jail Time For Anti-Semitic Gesture
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Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today dropped a bomb shell request to extradite the richest man in the world.
In a shocking development from...
Betoota Advocate Refers To ‘Lambo Guy’ As ‘Big Dick McLaren Guy’ For 500 Hawk Tuah Coins
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The Betoota Advocate newsroom is today feasting on a veritable array of Pizza Hut frisbees, after a lucrative deal with a big fish....
Husband Who Can’t Mind The Kids And Clean Kitchen At Same Time Somehow Manages 8 Different Betting Apps And 4 Fantasy Teams
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A Betoota Heights man has today been on the receiving end of some constructive feedback.
Andrew Wilson (31) from our town's pebblecretiest suburb...
