New Class Of Obesity Identified As World Health Updates BMI Metrics. Swipe Left To See New Category
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Spreadsheet Wrangling Finance Bro Furious Train Drivers Might Get Paid Half As Much As Him One Day
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A Sydney man has today given The Betoota Advocate his verdict on the industrial action currently taking place in his city.
Furiously exiting...
“Haha Sorry He Gets So Excited” Says Owner Of Poorly Trained Dog Jumping All Over Random People
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A local inner city yuppie has today drawn the ire of some of his fellow citizens, after an evening walk in the park....
Man Who Sues People Over Mean Tweets Still Pushing Ahead With ‘Strongman Persona’
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The nation's Federal Opposition leader has this week hit the unofficial campaign trail to remind everyone that he's 'tough.'
Tough on borders, tough on...
Police Officer Detaining South Korean President Yoon Offers Him Special Get Out Of Jail Free Card
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South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol is today weighing up a bombshell next move.
The man who was taken...
Oh Dear: Robbo The Plumber Is Chewing The Poor Traffic Controller’s Ear Off Again
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A local champion from the Betoota Heights has today drawn a few sighs from around his job site.
Robert Wilders (52) or Robbo...
Serbian-Australians To Spend A Fortnight Completely Uninterested In Anything Not Directly Related To Djokovic
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It has been reported that the first wave of Serbian mates reminding friends and colleagues that Djokovic is the GOAT has already begun.
The...
Lebanese Australians Finally Embrace Sport That They’ve Been Dressed For Since The 2000s
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In a groundbreaking development, the Australian-Lebanese community—long associated with a passion for tennis-inspired luxury fashion—can finally celebrate a player who truly reflects their...
Betoota Advocate Reveals Newspaper’s Official Person Of The Year
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In some news that comes as a shock to few avid readers, The Betoota Advocate has crowned Sydney Sweeney as it's OFFICIAL 2024...
Dazed Silly Seasoner Finds Himself On The Piss For No Discernible Reason Whatsoever
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A local man is floating on clouds this afternoon, it can be confirmed.
Speaking very briefly to The Advocate, Bradley Tranh from Betoota...
