Mate’s Pregnant Misso Tells Local Idiot To Get In The Car, She’ll Give Him A Lift Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Brenton Hills has been told to stop carrying on like a pork chop, it can be confirmed.
The somewhat stern demand was made last...
Colleague Comes Out As Bogan After Posting Photo Of 6ft Tall White Christmas Tree
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An unofficial work group chat has lit up like a Big W Christmas tree this evening as a group of Melbournites...
Man Forced To Pay Out The Arse For NYE Venue Now Jealous Of Local Teenagers Partying In A Park
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
Local man Liam Turner (32), is reportedly grappling with a crushing case of buyer’s remorse after shelling out $350 for a New Year’s...
Iphone Overheating Warning Probably A Decent Sign Local Man Should Just Chuck On Some Sunscreen
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local man has been divinely reminded by mother nature that it's probably time to put on some sunscreen after seeing his phone...
Girl Who’s Made Living In London Her Personality Reminds Everyone She’s Still In London
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In heartwarming news, a former Betoota local who now lives in London has hit Instagram this evening to remind everyone, she’s...
Swag’s Rolled Out In The Living Room Suggests Everyone’s Pushing The Boat Out Tonight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A local family’s decision to host a New Years Eve Party has seen their household being commandeered by a drove of the dumbest...
Report: Mum Will Just Come And Pick You Up From The Pub, Okay!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Mum has laid down the law this evening, as her meathead sons begin spraying on some cologne and putting on some lairy shirts.
With...
So Much For The Fucking Sunshine State Aye
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation is currently asking the great North East to have a bit of a look at itself.
This follows 4 and half...
Public Health Professional Rewarded With Luxurious $18 Meal Allowance For Year Of Service
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights woman is preparing to share in the spoils of victory tonight, and she and her extended team celebrate another year....
Suburban Mum Breaks From The Shackles Of Conventional Cooking By Using French Onion Soup Mix As A Spice
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT
In a quiet yet groundbreaking culinary pivot, Betoota Heights mum Karen Mitchell has declared that French onion soup mix is no longer...
