Advice Column | Making Big Financial Decisions Based On Your Gut Instinct Is The Best Way To Lose Money
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
Did you know there is an inverse relationship between those who think they’re a genius and those who actually...
“That Band Is So Mainstream! I’m Into [2nd Most Popular Band]”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An arvo down at the park took a serious turn today as professional beard guy Gregory Guest (28) revealed he is a bit...
Tattoo Parlour Must Not Be That Good Because No One Is Smoking Darts Out The Front
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A Betoota tattoo parlour has outed itself as an absolute dud shop today as witnesses report that at several times during the day...
Family Starve To Death Waiting For Motormouth Aunties To Unwrap Presents
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Christmas is a time for family, sharing and tragedy today as an entire family starved to death waiting for a few...
Late 20s Woman’s FB Notifications Mostly Just Invites To Like Ex Boyfriend’s Business Page
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A 27-year-old woman has today discovered that Facebook is nothing more than a psychological torture device.
Casey Lang says she’s been moving on...
Old Woolies Green Bag Under Kitchen Sink Gets Second Life As Dad’s Airport Carry On
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In a rare bit of good news for the environment, the rate of global warming will be put on hold today...
Local Man Starts Hitting Up Turkish Barber To Avoid Pesky Small Talk Of English Speakers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local man has admitted that he’s been getting his hair cut at a nearby Turkish-run barber simply to avoid any small talk...
Good Sledging At Grade Cricket Game Turns Up A Notch After Players Start Using LinkedIn For Ammo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Some A-grade level sledging is echoing across a D-grade cricket match this afternoon, as two teams of summer warriors get stuck...
Chaotic Mate Still Running an iPod Into FM Transmitter Setup
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The hottest hits of 2009 are sound tracking a long road trip this morning as a group of friends embark on...
Report: There May Be A Lot Of The Pain In The World, But At Least The Cat Is Enjoying The Christmas Tree
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs global news cycles churn out unrelenting reports of economic uncertainty, environmental collapse, and general human misery, one small corner of the world...
