Local Mum Who ‘Just Popped In’ To Kmart Emerges 3 Hours Later With Half The Store
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
Suburban mum Karen Mitchell has once again proved that a quick trip to Kmart is anything but brief.
Karen, who casually announced...
Cardboard Boxes Suddenly Expensive And Hard To Locate In The Days Before Local Man Moves House
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
In an unforeseen twist of fate, local man Greg Thompson (30) has discovered that cardboard boxes, the cheap and seemingly abundant vessels for...
Local Coward On Breakfast Date Politely Enjoys B&E Roll With Knife And Fork
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An eligible Bachelor is the subject of intense public scrutiny this morning after putting on a wildly performative display of manners...
“It’s Time To Come Back To Office” Boss Tells 22 Year Old That’s Been Forced To Stay Home Since Year 11
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A 22 year old who was forced to do year 11, year 12, most of uni and her first years in the workforce...
Post Office Run Held Up By Two Month Old Little Shit That Won’t Stop Smiling
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A quick stop by the post office has turned into a 55 minute wait for a North Betoota girl today, all...
Single Woman’s Year Starts With Heartbreak As Same Daily Victorian Spam Call Stops Calling
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
In a tragic twist of fate that has left local single woman Sophie Hutton (28) devastated, the same relentless daily Victorian spam call...
Unused Life Ring On The Ferry Sends Local Office Worker Into Heroic Daydream
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Inspiration has been found in the inanimate today as a local office worker spied an unused life ring on the ferry and began...
Advice Column | Win Your Next Court Case By Being Extremely Wealthy Before It Starts
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
Have you ever been sued by a disgruntled former employee, or a disgruntled former spouse?
I know I have.
Or...
Tiger Loaf At Melbourne Wet Markets Just Disappointing Crispy Bread
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Crowds of adventurous/species-destroying diners at a Melbourne wet market went home empty bellied and upset today as alleged ‘Tiger Loafs’ turned out to...
Why Marmite Is Better Than Vegemite But Not Better Than Easy Clicks On Your Website
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT
OK “Australia”, we hate to break it to you but love to say it; Marmite is better than Vegemite.
Let’s just admit it,...
