Local Man Caught In The Cruel Cycle Of Being Stressed Because He Can’t Get A Leg Over But Not Being Able To Get It Up Because He’s Stressed
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Sydney bloke who’s been struggling with some stress-induced performance issues has found a solution after spotting a cheeky billboard from the men’s...
Young Parents Who Went A Leather Couch To Avoid Stains Kinda Would Prefer Stains Right Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A young father of one is today coming to terms with the price of having a nice aesthetic.
Attempting to peel himself off...
Local Spreadsheet Filler Boasts Heavy Duty Retractable Lanyard Like He Works For The FBI
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A big four accountant is on the march this morning, as he makes his way into his CBD office to crunch...
Boss Punishes Employees With Commercial Radio
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local employer Andrew Dobb (54) has today treated the crew to unwarranted bout of punishment.
As the boys showed up on site, their...
JB Hi-Fi Employee Can’t Tell You What Blender To Get But Can Tell You Dookie Was Green Day’s Greatest Work
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT
JB Hi-Fi employee Ryan McDonald has made it abundantly clear that while his knowledge of household appliances is practically nonexistent, his expertise...
Hometown Shopping Centre Doubles as Unofficial High School Reunion Venue
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT
Returning to her hometown of Betoota Heights to spend Christmas with her family, Abigail Walters (27) thought she was just popping into...
Client Who Really Wants This Done Before Christmas Unaware Tradie Really Doesn’t Care
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local yuppie from Betoota Grove has today been frustrated to within an inch of his life.
This comes after Andrew Gerethy made...
Local Moron Goes Into The Office
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A city man is shaking his damn head today, after fumbling the bag like a frickin idiot.
Brandon Allen is currently coming to...
Fresh Packet Of Zooper Doopers Not Long For This World
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Zooper Doopers across the country are taking their final breaths today.
As the nation winces through a disgustingly sweaty December heatwave, the popular...
Opinion: Celebrating Saruman’s Death Is Wrong, He Was A Father
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactOne of the more moving stories I find myself returning to is an account of the lives of Sauron and Saruman, who were...
