Mate Who Just Completely Missed The Cue Ball Told To Hand His Car Keys Over
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A local man has this weekend had matters taken out of his hands.
In some welcome good news from our town’s pebblecrete utopia of...
No No No No Nooooooooooooooo, Older Sister’s New Boyfriend Looks Like This
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A local family unit is today coming to terms with a tough new reality.
The immediate members of the Hipwell clan are currently...
Pandemic Support Floofers Put Up For Adoption In Record Numbers Because Their Owners Are Selfish Yuppie Fucks
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As many around the nation begin shutting down for the year, those on the frontline in health and service roles are gearing up...
Shit. Country Bloke At Work Christmas Party Has Moved Onto The Rum And Cokes
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A Betoota CBD establishment is currently bracing for a Category 4 weather event this afternoon.
The severe weather warning was announced a short...
RBA To Lower Rates Immediately After Labor Is Booted For Being In Government When Rates Went Up 12 Times
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The Reserve Bank of Australia has finally given the nation a bit of clarity on what's the plan with interest rates.
After announcing...
Bloke Who Looks Like He Went For A Swim In His Work Clothes Confirms, Yeah It Is Pretty Sticky Out There
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A local office guy from Betoota Heights is today doing his best to remain cool.
Not only in the physical sense, but the...
With Gun Control, NY Assassination Would’ve Been A Simple Egging
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It can be confirmed that the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson could have been avoided had the US copied Australia’s strict gun...
Police Reveal How Luigi The UnitedHealthcare Shooter Evaded Police For So Long
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The New York Police Department have today revealed how the man behind one of the most publicised murders in recent times was able...
Honeymoon Stage Over As Girlfriend Gives Local Bloke Nudge When Driving Past Billboard For ED
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After months of dancing through fields of sunflowers and holding hands as they eat ice cream in the moonlight evening - a young...
Peter Dutton Reveals Ambitious Plan To Solve Housing Crisis, Cost Of Living Crisis, Energy Crisis And Long Term National Economic Security Crisis By Not Standing In Front Of An...
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The likely next Prime Minister of the country has today revealed a bold ploy to fix our ailing nation.
Fresh off the back...
