CSIRO Labelled ‘Woke Lefties’ After Confirming Libs Nuclear Plan Will Cost Twice As Much As Renewables
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The nation's peak scientific body has today been accused of forgetting their roots.
Despite being founded and grounded on the field of science,...
NewsCorp Still Struggling To Make Their Readers Sympathise With The United Healthcare CEO
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTNews sites are reportedly having a hard time convincing their audience that they should care about the shooting of a health insurance CEO,...
Siraj Goes Berserk At FIFA Opponent After Blistering Goal In 9-1 Loss
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Indian fast bowler Mohammed Siraj has chalked up another win today, after enjoying a moment of sheer brilliance on his PS5.
Looking to...
Social Media Ban Declared A Raging Success After Mum Discovers Her Bottle Of Gin Is Filled With Water
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local mother is beaming with pride today, after her young son hit a significant milestone.
Janet Wilson (45) explained to us that...
“Everyone Gets A Medal In This Generation” Says Man From Generation Where Everyone Got A House
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local geriatric has found himself getting wound up again today, it can be confirmed.
Speaking to our reporter a short time ago,...
Man Absolutely Dying To Attend Partner’s Work Chrissy Party Where He Vaguely Knows One Other Person
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A Betoota Plains man has today spoken to our humble regional newspaper about his desire to get on the piss with a bunch...
Struggling CommBank Introduce Cash Fees To Make Ends Meet After Meagre $9.8 Billion Profit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
As the cost of living and inflation crisis continues to bite the nation, Australia's favourite banking battlers have decided to get on the...
Binge’s New Christmas Movie “How To Make Gravy” Set To Be Adapted Into Song
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The team behind the hit new Binge film How To Make Gravy have chalked up another win today.
In some huge news for...
Chalmers Tells RBA He’ll Go Full Logan On These Putrid Mutts If They Don’t Lower Rates Next Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The nation's Treasurer has today issued a stunning spray at the Reserve Bank of Australia.
Fronting the media to label the central bankers...
Anti Woke Crusader Seems To Know More About Identity Politics Than The People He’s Supposedly Fighting
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local father of 3 has today been told to take a bit of time of his phone, and his TV while he's...
