Outrage As Leaked Documents Reveal Skibidi Toilet Man Is Set To Be Named Time Person Of The Year
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Time Magazine has caused a stir this week, after leaked emails have revealed their 'Person of The Year.'
The annual title is usually bestowed...
Report: Just Make Mase The Blues Coach
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NSW Rugby League have today confirmed that they are still very much the NSW Rugby League.
This follows the revelations that they will...
Bartender Acting Like He’s Got To Get Council Approval To Change The Fucking TV Channel
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An employee at the Betoota Ponds Tavern is today being praised for going above and beyond for his customers.
Brad Parker (29) has...
Mum And Dad Start Asking Again Whether They Should Be Buying Some Crypto
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The crypto craze is officially back, it can be confirmed today.
The confirmation came over the last 24 hours, after mum and dad...
Auntie Pops Into Kmart To Buy Hunk Of Toxic Plastic That Nephew Will Play With For Five Minutes
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A local woman in need of a last minute gift for her nephew's birthday has settled on a cheap sandbox kit, which he’ll...
Local Renter Unsure If It’s The Lead Paint Exposure, Asbestos Or Plastic Chemicals That’ll Get Him In The End
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A local renter, who was not born between 1955-1980, and therefore must spend the entire duration of his 20s living in a poorly...
Australia Reaffirms Its Inflated Sense Of Self And Implements World First Social Media Ban
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Australian politicians are patting themselves on the back today, after achieving greatness once again.
That's because, we are back on the god damn...
Underpaid Nurse Mum And Gambling Addict Dad In Rental At Least Relieved Their Kid Is Banned From Snapchat
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A pair of rapidly ageing parents are today breathing a huge sigh of relief.
The source of that relief comes in the form...
Kim Williams Tries To Repair Relationship With Rogan By Calling For 7:30 Investigation Into How Strong Gorillas Are
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The Chair of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation has this evening moved to show how agile and responsive he and his organisation are.
Following...
Property Prices In Sydney And Melbourne Set To Drop As Interest Rates Force First Home Buyers To Sell To Investors
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In some more welcome news for the nation's property investors, prices in Sydney and Melbourne are set to momentarily drop over the next...
