A groundbreaking new report has found that Kanye should shut the fuck up.

This comes after a week and a half of him carrying on like an idiot on Twitter and saying pointlessly controversial things that make him look like an edgy contrarian to other political pop culture icons.

Following on from his pro-Trump, anti-guns political contradictions this week, Kanye has taken it a step further by questioning the self-motivation of American slaves.

On Tuesday, West appeared at tabloid newspaper TMZ’s headquarters, where he said: “When you hear about slavery for 400 years … For 400 years? That sounds like a choice.”

While many people who aren’t mental health professionals are quick to bring up the musician’s mental health, it doesn’t take from the fact that Mr West should fuck up.

Earlier this week, it was reported that Kanye’s erratic behaviour could only be put down to the fact that he’s going to drop an album soon, just like last time he went on one of these spirals and ended up saying Bill Cosby was innocent of the rape charges that he was found guilty of last week.

While new media outlets around the world, including this one, have been stupid enough to take the bait – it’s only because he’s an idiot and we expect better of him.

“Kanye should fuck up” said one researcher.

“It’s fucking annoying and corny. We know what you are doing, it’s fucking lame. Shut up”


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