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A recent report by the Department of Transport has found that the water-damaged silver 1996 Holden Commodore (VS) Equipe sedan that you grew up in, and your older siblings learnt to drive in, should still be in the family.
The study, which was headed by several mechanical engineering students at Monash university, was commissioned in an attempt to study the difference between old fashioned nineties era family-sleds, and the type of Korean shitbox that you are now forced to drive.
“What we have found is that mum definitely should have held on to that tin bucket” says lead Professor Kerrod Thaiday.
“I mean, it was a piece of shit, but it was our piece of shit”
The report has found that by the early-to-mid 2000s, this particular variant of the dunny-door was such a piece of shit that your parents even allowed you to cheekily refer to it as one, providing you only used the initials ‘P.O.S’.
“Fuck it was good” says lead researcher, Brent Bowen.
“It used to actually light up too, like when you went out with your brother and his mates for a maccas run when mum and dad were at the coast”
The report also stated that the sagging roof that caused mum so much grief could have easily been fixed by jamming 20 cent piece coins into the rubber gripping about the windows, to take up the slack.
