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WWE Legend Rick Flair Set To Light Up The A-League

28 October, 2015. 13:27 IMRAN GASHKORI | Editor | CONTACT It seems the Western Sydney Wanderers have had enough. After an endless barrage of media hype over flares, the A-League cellar dwellers have decided to fire back, today announcing a bold bid to lure former WWF/WWE wrestling superstar Ric Flair to the club as a club mascot and potential owner. Flair was recently spotted...

NRL allocates $2m to help stop players from saying “youse”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NRL players do not deserve the riches of the new broadcast deal, frustrated clubs executives believe. The Courier-Mail can reveal club officials plan to lobby the Todd Greenberg NRL CEO to come good on the promise made by the code in 2014 that would see $2 million dedicated to helping players remove the word "youse" from...

Local Man

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected] After more than forty-five minutes spent watching both professional and amatuer adult films through an array of online streaming services, local man Dave Amos says he is now experiencing "something that feels a lot like guilt". "I mean it's not like I've hurt anyone... What I'm feeling is more of a disappointment. A disappointment in myself," Mr Amos, a 28-year-old...

5 Obscure Star Wars Characters That Are Making A Come Back!

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Like anyone who was required to use science fiction as an escape during their troubled childhoods, The Betoota Advocate is hyper-space-hyped for the upcoming  sequel to everyone’s favourite franchise, Star Wars, There’s been a myriad of leaks and rumours swirling on the internet, but a recent post from a Disney employee on Reddit has confirmed the presence of 5 iconic...

Local Teenagers Break Apple Steps World Record During Movie Date

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact APPLE CEO Tim Cook has today tweeted that he had received clarification from software statisticians of a world record in monitored physical activity being broken in the Sunshine Coast shopping district of Noosa Junction, Queensland. According to the "Steps Counter" application, two Apple Watch users have travelled over 900 kilometres by foot in only two...

Delinquent Brisbane teen sentenced to attend Neil Diamond concert

29 October, 2015. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A WAYWARD BRISBANE teen has been sentenced by the local courts to attend an upcoming Neil Diamond concert after she was found guilty of theft-related charges. 17-year-old Brittany Dorst was arrested after her parents pressed charges against her as they caught her stealing cash and using the family car without prior authorisation....

Local Roofer Describes Surf Conditions Like He Works For NASA

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Jake Garbs is from Sydney's Northern Beaches and couldn't give a shit about anything. A place made famous by the controversial rugby league franchise known as The Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles, as well as the Channel Seven TV drama Home & Away, which is unofficially set in one of the sleepy seaside localities. But unlike those successful exports, Jake Garbs has absolutely no...

Scandinavian countries look to Cronulla for tips on running anti-Muslim protests

28 October, 2015. 9:05 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE SPATE OF anti-immigration protests rocking the cities of European nations, especially Scandinavian ones, have lacked elements of the overt racism and hate that would garner them international press - something that was achieved in Cronulla on only their first attempt. In 2005, a wave of anti-Muslim sentiment spilled over on one...

Brave Local Man Rolls The Dice On Taking A Number 2 With Only 4% iPhone Battery

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IN WHAT IS typically a moment in which one can catch up the the day's social media trends and posts, one local man has been forced to have a rather pensive time on the toilet, as his phone was only seconds away from going flat. Peter Hagen said he was forced to stare at himself...

Berlin’s world famous nightlife recreated in Outback Queensland town

22 October, 2015. 8:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact ALTHOUGH OFFICIALLY BANNED in 2007, smoking in bars, cafes and restaurants is still permitted albeit tolerated in nearly every public space in Berlin. In addition to this mind-bending reality faced by hundreds of bemused travellers everyday, patrons are also given a long leash when it comes to where they consume booze and...

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