The Nation

26 July, 2016. 10:56 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact TAKING A DRAG OF a Longbeach Menthol then spitting between his filthy Globes, Jaydyn Harper said that he's "not even a fucking racist" because you can't be racist towards a religion. The 23-year-old disability pension recipient took time out from throwing rocks at buses to speak to The Advocate this morning. "Mate, just...

26 July, 2016 10:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An array of humans with real human emotions have today offered their real human opinions to the Northern Territory Juvenile Corrections sector, after ABC's Four Corners program aired footage of a teenage boy, one of six boys tear-gassed at a juvenile detention centre near Darwin, being hooded and strapped to a mechanical restraint chair. The footage is...

25 July, 2016. 14:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact WIPING AWAY THE TEARS as their daughter graduates at the top of her class, parents Bill and Amanda Batten-Shein couldn't be prouder watching Katie (23) shake hands with the Dean, who handed over her Bachelor of Laws and a bottle of Windex as they posed for the camera. "She's finally done it,"...

22 July, 2016. 15:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IN A WORLD THAT'S GROWN accustom to Islamic terrorist acts, Australians woke this morning to news that somebody had tried to drive a car full of gas cylinders into the underground carpark of Merrylands Police Station in Sydney's south-west. To the relief of everyday people around the nation, the lunatic police pulled from...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Brisbane high school has drawn criticism today after parents of students complained about new measures put in place to curb the popular 'Brissy pastime' of indulging in 10-on-1o street brawls. The rule was introduced this week to protect children, says Junior Serevi, Acting Principal. Parents had complained, he says, "about excessive 10-on-10s and also about children being hurt...

20 July, 2016. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact NICK MALOUSH AND DANNY KOSCHE have been forced to re-enter the real world along with their former boss Wyatt Roy, after the 26-year-old lost his seat in this year's general election. As his campaign manager, Kosche was tasked with safeguarding Roy's re-election. Maloush, on the other hand, was responsible for the Buderim boy's...

20 July, 2016 14:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A retired chardonnay socialist from Sydney's lower North Shore has just come to terms with the fact that greyhounds aren't as adorable as she was led to believe by ABC Four Corners and the 120 different online petitions she has signed over the last 18 months. Wendy Peiterson (68) was one of hundred that made...

21 July, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Purple Monkey Dishwasher | Contact GREG POON THREW CAUTION TO the wind on his 40th birthday and decided to buy a motorcycle. Knowing full well that he could be turned inside out after even a minor accident, Mr Poon revealed he simply cannot wait until his liver gets a lashing from somebody else. "Yeah moit, me...

20 July, 2016 14:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 75-year-old Goondiwindi woman has once again today reiterated her theory that there was a large population of dark-haired Southern Europeans living in Western Queensland several generations ago. Despite the fact that her family tree strictly states that her ancestors have been in the district for over 120 years, without any signs of European surnames,...

20 July, 2016 14:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Federal Police have reportedly raided the HSV-7  (Global Television) studios in Melbourne this afternoon in response to the increasing accusations that the Channel Seven reality TV Program, Dancing With The Stars has links to extremism and hate-preaching throughout the living rooms of our country's jaded middle class. The AFP received a tip off after Labor...