Sydney Developer Rushes To Dissolve His Wife’s Construction Company After Miami Condo Collapse
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A local multi-mutli-millionaire is desperately trying to tie up some lose ends today, as the public service week comes to a close.
Mascot...
‘Just The High Interest Credit Card Thanks Mate’ Laughs Bloke Like It’s 2010
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A Betoota Heights man has caused his mates to shake their heads, after a questionable financial decision this afternoon.
Sam Hensen (28) did so...
Anti-Mask Barnaby Busted By The Cops Trying To Pull Down A 5G Tower Out The Back Of Glen Innes
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While the rest of the Federal cabinet has been looking to stay away from work over the last few days, the Deputy Prime...
Government Advice For Stranded Aussies Overseas Updated To “Just Book A Business Class Ticket”
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There are thousands of Australians stuck overseas who complain about not being able to come home for a myriad...
Bondi Man Says Cops Will Literally Have To Shoot Him Before He Does Sit Ups In His Living Room
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The people who live around one of the country's great sewers have been criticised by their government this afternoon...
Tradies Working On Big Union Job No Longer Essential Workers After Drop Of Rain Falls
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A group of Australian workers has today revoked their coveted essential worker status, and headed home to lockdown this afternoon.
The huge decision...
English Mate Who’s Ready To Get Hurt Again Starts Convincing Himself It’s Coming Home This Time
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After managing to keep his expectations for the English football team in check for the better part of 6 months, a local Pom...
Anti-Mask Barnaby Asks The Prime Minister If He’s Ever Heard Of This Pete Evans Bloke
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The nation's highest ranking anti-masker has today put forward an interesting suggestion to the Prime Minister.
Barnaby Joyce has suggested to an isolating...
Family And Friends Of Eastern Suburbs Resident Not At All Concerned That She Might Leave Bondi
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As Sydney and its surroundings finish up another day of lockdown, residents of the region are hoping for better news in the coming...
Anti-Mask Barnaby Informs Bunnings Staff Of This Thing Called The 1948 Charter Of Human Rights
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Barnaby Joyce has reportedly caused a bit of a scene this afternoon, after a heated run-in with a Bunnings' employee.
The Deputy Prime...
