Barnaby Fires Up Phone Camera To Rant About Big Government After Being Fined For Not Wearing Mask
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The man in charge of the country while the boss is away is today preparing a vicious piece to camera.
Barnaby Joyce,...
Local All Boys Sharehouse Report A Couple Active Community Cases On The Balcony Ha Ha Ha
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With Queensland reporting three new community transmissions yesterday, the state government have announced that masks have been made mandatory in greater Brisbane.
Queenslanders are...
Darwin Man That Panic Bought 8 Slabs Of Beer Fears It Might Not Be Enough As Lockdown Extends
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Darwin's lockdown has been extended until Friday and one local man is now fearing the eight cartons of West...
“You Don’t Need To Tell Me How Ordinary Lockdown Is!” Says Isolating Leader Of Unjabbed Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The ever relatable Prime Minister has today informed the public that he 'gets it.'
Speaking from his isolation quarters, the nation's Head of...
“I’m The Bread Winner, You’re The Nagging Wife,” PM Tells State Leaders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has expressed his stress and frustrations at the state leaders this morning after they all...
Report: 8 In A Row
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
That's right.
8 straight.
11 out of 12 series.
Don't ever forget it.
This report comes after NSW won it's first series in...
Bloke Officially Becomes Responsible Adult By Using Whipped Cream Dispenser For Its Intended Purpose
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A well-known pinger rat has officially hung up his party shoes and become a respectable human being, after a solid 15 years of...
Mate Crosses Line With Unnecessarily Brutal And Directly Targeted ‘Never Have I Ever’
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
When it comes to alcohol related party games, none are quite as dangerous as ‘Never have I ever.’
Known for almost always becoming sexual,...
Bloke Gets Nutritional Value Out Of Nutri Grain By Eating The Box
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Betoota Ponds fitness junkie Peter Papadopolous (30) chowed down some serious iron man food this morning thanks to iconic breakfast cereal, Nutri Grain.
Produced...
Intense Gambling Ad Marathon Interrupted By Footy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A family evening watching free to air Gambling Ads has unfortunately been interrupted by grown men in colourful shorts throwing a ball around...
