0.3cm Of Cold Coffee Staying In Cup Until Freelancer’s Ready To Leave Cafe
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An ambiguously titled ‘Digital Creative’ has found a loophole in the hospitality system in Betoota’s French Quarter and is ready to exploit it...
Baby Going On Like It’s The First Person To Ever Grow Teeth
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
At only eight months old, Harper Robertson of Betoota Heights is giving her parents a run for their whinging, attention-seeking millennial money.
According to...
Red Flag As Grown Man Asks For Snapchat Instead Of Phone Number
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local woman has today been lucky enough to receive a warning shot, before agreeing to a date with a potential fuck boy,...
Friday Drinks Gain Serious Momentum After A Couple Of The All-Time Greats Come Steaming In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A group of old mates are currently texting their girlfriends and mothers to ask what the plan was for...
Excited Teacher Veers Slightly Off Curriculum With Youtube Video Of 1995 Origin Biff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An excited year 10 science teacher at Betoota High School, has been unable to hide his excitement surrounding this weekend's State of...
Queensland Nominates Big Country To Take Justis Huni’s Place At Tokyo Olympics
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The State Of Queensland has today announced who will be filling in for new fan favourite Justis Huni at the Tokyo Olympics.
The...
True Love: Generous Husband Leaves Wife Half A Pinch Of Flavouring At Bottom Of The Packet
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local woman has reached breaking point after a particularly stressful day at work, it’s reported.
Jess Simpson tells The Advocate that...
Man Whose Mate’s Sister Is A Registrar At A Sydney Hospital Reckons They’re Locking Down Tomorrow
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Sydney is about to go into lockdown.
Or that's the word on street - according to various group chats on various platforms.
Straight...
Report: Friend Looking A Little Bit Too Attractive Lately
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local woman Liz Short always knew that her friend Sam was the better looking of the pair.
Still, she’d long convinced herself that although...
Report: We Probably Should Have Treated This Jab Roll-Out Like A Race Aye Big Fella
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The largest city in Australia is facing the prospect of a lockdown with 16 new cases of the spicy cough emerging in the...
