Barnaby Joyce To Introduce Legislation Criminalising Low Balling On Gumtree
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The man warming the second most important seat in the country is today continuing to get things down.
After making a historic second...
“Lockdown Schmockdown. We’ll Die Like Old Poms Before We Go Back” Says NSW Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
New South Wales is open for business.
That's the message from the government down there as they laugh in the...
ICC Announce Next World Test Championship Will Be Played In Darwin During January
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the final of the World Test Championship looks set for a rather bleak end, the International Cricket Council has already turned its...
Barnaby Celebrates Pay Rise With Mega Meatlovers Pizza And Lava Cake From Dominoes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After reclaiming the Nationals crown this morning, the new king of the party is reportedly celebrating like one tonight.
Following a few celebratory...
McCormack Says Raving Inner-City Latte Sippers Are To Blame For His Own Party Ousting Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the Nationals side of the Coalition government shoehorns Barnaby Joyce into the role of Acting Prime Minister, it is not yet known...
5am Quest To Keep The Party Going Brought To A Depressing End By Distant Caw Of A Plover Bird
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A wise man once said ‘nothing good ever happens after 2:00 am’ - and the exact same logic can be applied to a...
Local Woman Not Sure Crush Is Hot Or If He Just Has Impeccable Hair
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local woman has had to ask herself the one hard question every girl dreads - is he actually hot or does he...
Aussie Screenwriter Has Film Grant Application Rejected For Not Including Incest Or The Outback
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A budding Aussie screenwriter has today had their film grant application knocked back for failing to meet the strict criteria, it’s reported.
As a...
Woman’s Hangover Made Worse By Boyfriend Flicking Through TikTok Videos At Max Volume
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACT
A local woman has found out the hard way today that her boyfriend may be lacking the sensitivity chip, it’s reported.
Tara Gibson ...
Local Brickie Sheepishly Unrolls $10 Note Before Handing It To Cashier
EFFIE BATEMAN | South-East Corner | Contact
A local bloke has today had his weekend drug habit blown wide open by a cheeky little ten...
