Church Newsletter Adds Splash Of Fun With Some Comic Sans
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Patrons of Betoota Heights church, The New Betoota Community Church, are getting delivered from evil in style as the...
Adult Man Sacrifices 50% of Weekend For Someone’s Child’s First Birthday Party
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According to The Bible, Jesus Christ died for our sins but a local office worker, Allan Salmon, reckons he...
Bloke Planning Dry July Has Suitably Moist June
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In a world that has sought to make every month some sort of abstinence-based challenge, the alcohol-free Dry July...
Hobart Removes All Green and Orange Traffic Lights So As Not To Kill Dark Mofo’s Vibe
After being postponed due the social distancing in 2020, Hobart’s much anticipated winter festival Dark Mofo kicked off this week - with organisers trudging...
Boris Johnson Actually Quite Impressed By Scotty’s Crazy Frog Impersonation During UK Visit
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The relationship between Australia and the UK may be at an all time high right now as British Prime Minister Boris Johnson just...
Local Man’s Holden Trax Spontaneously Combusts After Mechanic Says It Needs New Transmission
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Another Holden Trax has caught fire in Betoota today, this one coming just days after a mechanic said it...
“Oh No! We Need To Lockdown Right Now!” Laughs Gladys As Bondi Case Emerges
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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian called a press conference this afternoon in Sydney where she proceeded to take the piss...
Bloke New To The City Shares Photo Of His Pub Dinner Like It’s Something To Be Proud Of
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A young fella who's just moved to town has shared a picture of his pub dinner to social media...
“Is That Really What I Sound Like?” Recoils Nation Watching Drag Race Down Under
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Australian lovers of the RuPaul’s Drag Race franchise have been enjoying a taste of national drag pride on TV with the release of...
Grease Medley Megamix Saves Boring Local Wedding
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A Betoota Ponds wedding has been saved from being a completely lacklustre affair with the DJ deciding to whack on the Grease...
