Balding Guy At Least Quite Tall
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In a genetic battle of retribution, fitness coach Nile Green has started getting a bit thin on top which for a bloke still...
Nan Insists There’s Still A Bit Of Tomato Sauce Left In There
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A local nan has decided to scrape every last drop of tomato sauce out of the bottle, despite there only being enough to...
Bloke Who Hasn’t Really Been Out Much Since 2009 Orders Tray Of Jagerbombs For Everyone
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"Yewww" yelled Cameron Dunlop has he splashed a shot of Jägermeister into a glass of Red Bull.
It's a work drinks and the relatively sociable...
“Abstract Art Is Shit” Says White Bloke With Meaningless Tribal Sleeve
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As far as Andre Colby is concerned, there is actually no point to half the shit people call art nowadays.
The Betoota Heights-based pokie...
Local Mature-Age Student Adds Another Valuable Family-Related Anecdote To Class Discussion
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Classes have resumed at South Betoota Polytechnic College this week and one of the only journalism students without brain matter leaking out of...
Local Woman Transitions Into Late 30s By Making LinkedIn Her Social Media Platform Of Choice
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Former young woman, Beth Smith, has today begun her transition into being old by doing away with youthful social media platforms like Instagram...
Report: NRL Mole Definitely Should Have Said Something About The Peptides
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As the NRL navigates the throws of the dreaded ‘halfback shuffle,’ anonymous Channel 9 reporter the NRL Mole is having a field day...
$17 Bottle Of Pale Ale From Airport Bar Really Hitting The Spot
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It wasn't his first choice of drink, but Dustin Mulloway threw caution to the wind and treated himself to...
Her Majesty’s Birthday Currently Accelerating Sunday Session At Rather Alarming Rate
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Local systems manager, Luke Farley, is now confident enough to throw caution to the wind.
With Her Majesty's Birthday tomorrow, the young man has...
Ocean Alley Releases New Album Titled “Music For Breweries”
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Rock band Ocean Alley has seized an opportunity to make some more bank and released a new album titled Music For Breweries.
Following on...
