NT Government Unveil Experimental New Youth Crime Policies Based On Redneck Facebook Comments
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The number of youth in detention across the NT has almost doubled over the past year, for some weird reason.
The Territory Government deny...
Moree Residents Not Rolling Dice On Possibility That Runny Nose Is A Result Of A 10° Morning
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The people of Moree have made it clear that they aren't fucking around with any rational explanations for why their noses are a...
New Boyfriend Treated To Excited 15 Minute Explanation About Loki’s Place In Marvel Universe
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has been treated to a dose of his own medicine, after copping a Ted Talk from his girlfriend this week.
Less...
Snowfall In Less Than 1% Of Country To Halt Talk Of Climate Action Until Next Bushfire Season
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
In what is a brilliant time for the artisanal snowman industry, the New South Wales central tablelands have received an Antarctic blast of...
“This. Is. Origin” Confirms Gus Gould
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In some breaking news out of the home of Rugby League, one of the icons of the game has just...
Adelaide Pub Prepares Smallest Television In Darkest Corner For State Of Origin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A pub in our town's closest capital city has dusted off their smallest television in the least trafficked part...
Baz Luhrmann Hired To Direct Gus Gould’s Pre-Origin Pep Talk To Hype Up Series Opener
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The NRL have today announced that they have enlisted the help of Hollywood blockbuster director, Baz Luhrmann, to help with commentator Phil...
Victorian Liberals Who Spent Year Demanding Dan Stand Down As Premier Now Demanding He Return
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a weird turn of events, the people who seemingly hate Dan Andrews more than anything else on this planet are begging for...
Victorian Liberal Voter Wants To Know More About This So-Called Spinal Cord
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Melbourne-based Quiet Australian, Bronwyn Cash (48) has today had enough with her state government, and demanded Labor explain to her what this so-called...
Kiwi Mate Reckons This So-Called Tiananmen Square Massacre Is A Bit Of A G-Up, Bro
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Kiwi ex-pat was overheard the other night at the Gelded Seahorse Hotel last night trying to explain to...
