Palaszczuk Explains She Needed The Michelle Phifer Jab To Go On A Taxpayer-Funded Junket
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Premier of the South-East Corner, Annastacia Palaszczuk, has defended her choice today to get the Michelle Phifer jab...
2pm Bacon And Egg Roll Exactly What Was Needed To Go Back To Sleep
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Local call-centre worker Trish Barton (29) shook off the dust from last night’s binge with a 2 pm bacon and egg roll that...
Cafe Patrons Not Sure If The Old Greek Fellas Berating Each Other Outside Are Mates Or Not
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Several old papous sitting out front of a greasy spoon cafe in Betoota's Flight Path district are really giving it to each other...
“I Don’t Know Why Instagram Recommends This To Me” Local Bloke Tells His Wife
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Married couple Liz and Andrew Vanker sat down to another pleasant evening of debating what TV show to watch before spending the whole...
Recommended Movie A Flop As Mate Insists On Not Pausing It For Bathroom Break
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A local bloke who was keen on showing his mate a movie has had his heart crushed today, when it was obvious his...
“I’d Give The Loo A Minute,” Says Dad Barely Concealing His Pride
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
A forensic team was nearly called to the bathroom of a Betoota Heights home today after family patriarch Reginald Cloones (54) absolutely devastated...
Local 16-Year-Old Pretty Confident Parents Don’t Know What Watered Down Vodka Tastes Like
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A popular student at the exclusive The South Betoota Academy for Girls briefly spoke to The Advocate this morning...
Accountant Devoid Of Personality Confirms He’s Training For Local Triathlon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet| Contact
Go to school. Go to university. Get a job and within 20 to 30 years you will achieve success. That’s what...
Bloke Didn’t Realise A $20 Haircut Would Require Him To Become A Psychologist
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Local man, Glenn Vo (27) says the next time he plays the role of a life counsellor, he'll make sure he doesn't...
Bilingual Mate Asked To Showcase His Second Language After Four Schooners
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Hey Christian," bellowed Christan's oldest mate from the office, Dave.
"Come over here and speak some of your fucking parseltongue...
