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The Premier of the South-East Corner, Annastacia Palaszczuk, has defended her choice today to get the Michelle Phifer jab instead of the Astro Zucchini death serum her age bracket is supposed to get.

Palaszczuk got the Phifer because she maybe might have to go on a tax-payer funded junket to Japan to try to get Brisbane the Olympic Games.

The Advocate spoke briefly to the Premier this morning to talk about her plans.

“That’s right,” she said.

“An overseas tax-payer funded junket to Japan in the middle of a pandemic. Why am I doing this you might ask? Because what are you going to do about it. Nothing. There is absolutely nothing you can do to stop me. I can do whatever the hell I want. Who are you going to vote for besides me?”

“Do you even know who the Opposition leader is without Googling it? His name is Little David and he’s from Ingham. That’s all you need to know. Now, is there anything else you need to know? Anything else you need me to clear up? No?”

“Go fuck yourself.”

Our reporter attempted to contact the Queensland Opposition leader for comment but the number this masthead has still goes through to Deb Frecklington’s office.

More to come.


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