Dad’s Youtube Algorithm Veering Into Stuff His Son Used To Talk About Over A Bong 10 Years Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A local dad has unwittingly fallen into a conspiracy hole thanks to YouTube’s algorithm, it’s reported.
It’s alleged Robert Cole had been watching...
Little Sister’s Fundraising Chocolates Not Making It Out The Front Door
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Like many Australians before her, local child Maya Thompson has received her first box of fundraising chocolates.
The selection of Cadbury chocolates is designed...
“Alright. Show Me How To Use This Bloody Thing” Says Locked Down Dad
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local dad, Big John McMichael has today cracked.
He's done what he never thought he'd do and picked up one of the controllers for...
Mid-20s Hopeless Romantic Secretly Hopes Mate’s Date Is A Dud So She’s Not Last One Standing
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local woman Olivia Campbell is scared shitless.
Scared she’ll be the last one standing and left to attend movies alone forever.
You see, as her...
Random Teary Selfie From Mate Suggests Date Didn’t Go Too Well
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A late-night message sent to the girl's group chat suggests local woman Shannon Neilson had a pretty shit date.
It’s alleged the twenty-three-year-old...
Barnaby Says iPads In The Car Are Preventing Children From Seeing Plight Of Aussie Farmers
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With Prime Minister Scott Morrison hiding in his room with a stack of Captain Cook magazines, acting PM Barnaby Joyce has picked a...
Local Man Stashes MiniDisc Player In Storage Just In Case Of Cyber Apocalypse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local pub musician Jeremy Coleman (38) has taken lockdown as an opportunity to continue his lifestyle of chilling at home in his tracksuits...
Bloke Falls Asleep At Kick On Holding Vape Like Innocent Baby With A Bottle
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In a display of adorable gluttony, local bloke Creagan Luff (32) has fallen asleep at kick ons just like an adorable little baby...
Local Woman Has Had Adele Stuck In Her Head For 5-10 Years
INGRID DOULTON | Culture | Contact
On the surface, Hospital Supplies Coordinator Michelle Fuller (39) appears to be a healthy, well-adjusted professional but for far too long she has...
PM: “These Lockdowns Will Prevent The Liberal Party Voter From Dying Before The Election”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Minister broke his week-long silence this morning to explain why and how the country is back in...
