On A Positive Note, Surely This Talking Vegetable Has The Numbers Now
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The nation might have a new Prime Minister in coming weeks because a talking vegetable that moonlights as the...
Survey: Young People Say Living With Virus Better Than Living With Stagnant Wages And No Hope For The Future
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A recent survey has found young people don't care that young people are in hospital with the Pangolin's Revenge...
NSW Government Sends 100 Cops Out West To Ensure The Wogs Adhere To Restrictions Bondi Ignored
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At least 100 extra police officers will patrol the streets of southwest Sydney to ensure compliance with health orders that no one paid...
“It’s Coming Home” Says Nation In Tournament That Excludes Continent With 9 World Cup Wins
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Following another huge win, English calls about 'football coming home' are reaching deafening levels today it can be confirmed.
The loud claims about...
French Rugby Team Stop In For A Quick Bite At Michel’s Patisserie Before Wallabies Game Tonight
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The French Rugby team has today been treated to the height of Australian culture ahead of their kick-off at Suncorp today.
Enjoying a...
Local Mum Calls For 20 Minute Chat About Nothing In Particular In The Middle Of A Work Day
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A Betoota Heights mother of three has decided to pass the afternoon with a quick ring around of her adult children today.
With...
Bloke Clinging Onto Vague Italian Ancestry During Euros Says His Family Come From The North
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An Aryan Betoota local by the name of Angus Jones has today explained why he doesn't share the same features as his...
NSW Labor Leader Tom Tilley Asks Voters To Hit The Textline To Share Their Thoughts On Lockdown
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NSW Labor leader Tom Tilley has asked voters to hit the textline with their thoughts on the on-going Sydney...
Retail Employee Abolishes State QR Check-In Laws After Customer Explains This Is Bullshit
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A Betoota Heights woman has today passed her first piece of legislation.
The aspiring lawyer and casual employee at an Old City District...
NSW Police Investigates Claims Anti-Mask Barnaby Was Present At The Illegal Dragons Barbecue
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The under fire Federal Government has today been hit with another scandal to brush off.
NRL reporters have revealed that Deputy Prime Minister...
