Sunshine Coast Community Flee As Hordes Of NRL Players Descend Upon Area
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The streets that line the Sunshine Coast are reportedly deserted this afternoon, after a frantic mass evacuation earlier today.
The apocalyptic scenes come...
Balance Restored To Universe
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Football has confirmed this morning, that it might stay on tour for just a little bit longer, with a quick trip to Italy...
Neptune Commended For 1.6 Trillionth Consecutive Day Without Active Spicy Cough Case
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Planet Neptune has today reported no new cases of the spicy cough, marking an impressive 1.6 trillion days without an infection.
“Whatever they are...
Rural Fire Service Report Finds That Cars With Less Rego Are Far More Flammable
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A report commissioned by the RFS has revealed that a car’s flammability is inversely proportional to the amount of rego remaining.
“The results were...
Record Support For Cannabis Decriminalisation Has Nothing To Do With Lockdowns
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The results are in and it looks like most Australians don’t mind the idea of legalising a recreational drug that has the potential...
Report: Federal Government Should Have Handed Over Jab Roll-Out To The CWA Months Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With less than 8% of the Australian population jabbed up, the largely still vulnerable Australian public can’t help but make a face a...
Local Woman Forced To Redo Excited Voice Message After First One Didn’t Record
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local woman has had to put on her best acting chops today after failing to properly press the record message button.
Zoe Stevens...
Local Woman’s Necklace Clasp Really Putting Up A Fight In Pivotal Moments Of One-Night-Stand
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A woman’s necklace has decided to act up at the worst time humanly possible, despite having no issues in the past, it’s reported.
Jean...
Local Girl Switches All Of Her Hot Pics To Public After Finally Deleting Ex Off FB
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
After months of pestering from her friends, local woman Elsa Miller has finally done it. She’s unfriended her ex on Facebook.
Though seeing him...
Local Girl Sincerely Regrets Not Booking An Uber Hours Ago As Kick-On Descends To Water Mixers
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A wise man once said nothing ever happens after midnight, or 2 am in the city, and for local girl Claire Abbott,...
