John Barilaro Launches Defamation Suit Against Cop Who Fined His Daughter For Breaching Lockdown
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The Deputy Premier of NSW is wasting little time between defamation suits, launching some fresh legal action today.
A short time after deciding to...
Grandpa Kev Takes The Wheel After Watching Scotty Make A Goose Of Himself At The Boat Ramp
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Grandpa Kev has just averted a major motoring/maritime disaster this afternoon, it can be confirmed.
The fill-in father figure has just prevented Scott...
Melbourne Cafe Owner Tells Wholesale Supplier To Just Dump Delivery In The Bins Out The Back
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In the wake of the latest Melbourne lockdown, Francesca Diavola has confirmed she is managing her expectations and getting down to business.
The...
Glorious Sound Of Dirt Rattling Up Vacuum Tube Dispels Theory That This Thing’s Fucken Broken
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If there’s any chore local bloke Ryan Mckenzie doesn’t mind too much, it’s doing the odd spot of vacuuming.
Unlike most cleaning duties, vacuuming...
Closeted Avengers Fan Wondering If She’s Met The One After Party Guest Drops Niche Marvel Joke
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A Betoota Heights woman is today wondering if maybe the man of her dreams really is out there.
This comes after a chance encounter...
Locky Ducks Out To Check On His Brisket In Between Post Match Interviews
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Channel 9 Commentator and former Rugby League great Darren Lockyer has pulled off an incredible display of multi-tasking, it can be revealed this...
Quade Cooper Unfit For Citizenship But Eligible To Sit In Parliament For 12 Years Illegally
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Former Wallaby great Quade Cooper has been denied the chance to become an Australian again by the Home Affairs...
Boomers Celebrate Biggest Win Since Peter Costello’s Introduction Of Franking Credits In 1997
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A group of Australian Boomers has today notched up a historic win.
However, this time around it's a victory that working class...
Goulburn Overturns Ban On Todd Carney To Ensure Residents Stay Inside Following Outbreak
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The city of Goulburn has today taken drastic steps to ensure the spicy cough doesn't get out of hand.
With news emerging overnight...
Daily Telegraph Reveal Kevin Rudd Was Actually Trying To Negotiate On Behalf Of Chinese Government
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In some shocking political news this afternoon, allegations have emerged that a former Prime Minister may be in the pocket of the Chinese...
