Gold Coast Tourists Easily Identified By Who’s Not Wearing A Criss Cross Top
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A report released by the Gold Coast council has confirmed that identifying a local chick is pretty easy, and it has nothing to...
Bloke Working At Bankstown Bottle-O Gets Called Champ 4,563 Times On Day 1 Of Construction Ban
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CHUMP-E-YUN: NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has confirmed that the bizarre ban on construction work in Greater Sydney will go ahead, despite rumours that...
French Rugby Side Overjoyed To Return To Freedom And Leave This Locked Down Shit Hole Behind
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The visiting French Rugby team has today revealed how thankful they are to bid Australia farewell.
After a relatively successful hit out against...
Improved Foolproof Design Thwarted By Improved Fool
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When local DIY hack Evan Harlett needs to turn a piece of wood into a much smaller piece of wood of a different...
Group Of Straight Blokes Get Their Kit Off After Climbing Mountain Together For Some Reason
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A group of straight blokes has today raised some eyebrows, after unanimously deciding a hike up a mountain warranted a photo of...
Report: Mum Needs To Sit Down And Have Dinner
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A mum has tonight thwarted all attempts to enjoy dinner, despite multiple family members urging her to sit the fuck down.
Debra Lewisham ...
Scotty Peeks Out Window As Grandpa Kev Goes Next Door To Tell Neighbours To Turn Music Down
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Scotty From Marketing has once again been alpha'd by Kevin Rudd, after the retired former Labor leader was forced to once again intervene...
Online Bookies Rejoice As Gladys Orders Sydney Tradies To Park Up On The Couch For 2 Weeks
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There's some good news for online bookmakers and specialist horticulturists in the Sydney area today, with Gladys Berejiklian announcing a shutdown on construction...
Mice Plague Trapped In Regional Areas After Being Priced Out Of Suburban Real Estate
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The relentless march of the mouse plague devastating regional towns has been stopped in it’s tracks by another plague; cashed-up retirees outbidding would-be...
New Low Reached As Local Woman Hides Instagram Story From Every Person Except Crush
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Staring at herself in the mirror, local woman Jescinta Reynolds shakes her head with disappointment.
She really should know better than to resort to...
