At least 100 extra police officers will patrol the streets of southwest Sydney to ensure compliance with health orders that no one paid any attention to at ground zero of this outbreak – in the affluent Eastern Suburbs.

The crackdown comes after Premier Gladys Berejiklian announced 38 new cases yesterday, after a fortnight of this cluster pinballing around Bondi until it made its way into the ethnic communities out west. 

It is believed that the suburb of Kogarah just next to the international airport is the official border between “we can do this Sydney 💪🏼“ and the more polished “stay the fuck home or get arrested you stupid low income immigrants 🤬

The State Government and NSW police have immediately changed their tone, now that the virus has made its way into the Canterbury-Bankstown, Fairfield and Liverpool council areas.

While they could never have possibly spoken to Bondi this way, for fear of a couple noisy columns from SMH journalists – it seems that putting the boot into the wogs makes everyone feel like they are finally taking this seriously.

There had previously been hints that the region could soon be subject to stricter lockdown restrictions – namely because no one in the media or political classes live out there, and because of this, the state and federal government has no problem talking down to ‘these people’.

100 cops have been deployed to the Western Suburbs today, after the lightest lockdown in the history of the pandemic was unable to contain the virus in activewear ravaged beaches.

While the NSW Government insist this condescending and paternal show of force isn’t racist or classist – Greater Sydney residents are struggling to take their word for it anymore – ever since they ‘accidentally’ administered the jabs to 163 elite private schoolboys before the states aged care workers and ambulance drivers were immunised.

The police response will include additional general duties officers as well as mounted police, the dog squad and PolAir surveillance.

It is not yet known how a police sniffer dog will be of any help in the effort to stop elderly ethnic grandmothers delivering moussaka to one another.


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