Local Bachelor Ramps Up The ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ Vibes After Date Tells Him It’s Her Favourite Movie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Whoever said there was a man drought in the Greater Betoota Metropolitan Area were gravely mistaken.
This myth was busted tonight, after local bachelor...
Therapist Unwillingly Up To Date With TikTok Trends
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTStaying up to date with current online trends has reached outside of the world of digital media as a Betoota therapist has confirmed...
Diet And Exercise? Pfffft Big Local Man Knows All You Need Is A Stubbie Of Gaviscon To Feel More Human In The Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local "Big Chungus" knows what he needs and wants in life, he says, which is why he'd rather...
SKIMS Shapewear Introduce Industrial-Sized-Shoe-Horn Attachment
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | ContactIn a bold marketing move, Kim Kardashian’s shapewear line SKIMS has introduced a new accessory item to their slate, following public cries for...
‘Cost of Living Crisis’ Becomes Number 1 Get-Out-Of-Baby-Jail Free Card with Nation’s Parent
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | ContactAccording to data from the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) 2023, Australian households across the country have been hit with the largest increase...
A Guide To The Only 6 Hobbies You’re Allowed To Choose From When You’re A Man In Your Mid Thirties
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Are you a bloke in your mid thirties looking to start a hobby? Check out our short guide of the only six hobbies...
Local Woman Now Firmly In Her Late 30’s After Choosing Cherry Ripe From The Favourites Box
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | ContactA local ageing millennial was devastated today when she voluntarily and of her own free will, chose a Cherry Ripe from a Favourites...
Dad Reminds Family This Is His House With Speakerphone Call In Middle Of Living Room
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota dad is finally demanding some damn respect around here by making a speakerphone call in the middle of his full family...
Local Man Smiles At Teenagers Drinking In Park As He Realises He Will Never Have As Much Fun As Them Again
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a heartwarming yet humbling experience, Local man, Steven Haywood (29) has crossed paths with a group of teenagers drinking in a park...
Woman Bored By The Lack Of Passion In Relationship Tells Boyfriend That ‘The Wire’ Is An Overrated TV Show
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman struggling to maintain the passion in her long term relationship has come up with a genius solution this afternoon, which...
