Ageing Townie Remembers Time When Bored Teens Would Steal His Garden Hose And Not His Hyundai Like They Do Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter man remarked to his friends this afternoon down at the River Road Hotel that he looks...
Boyfriend’s Travel Photos Just Poorly Translated Signs And Pics Of Partner Struggling With Chilli
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn overseas trip may not have been money well spent as unmarried couple Dave and Tahlia have returned from South East Asia with...
Tight Mate Who Bought A $15 Jug Of House Lager Has Audacity To Request Something Different Next
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTLocal tightass Finn Dorsey’s thriftiness really knows no bounds.A bloke who once hit up a mate for $4.60 after shouting them...
Uni Student Buying Jelly Crystals Either Gearing Up For A Wild House Warming Or Getting Wisdoms Out
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA shopping basket is raising lots of questions today as a local uni student loads up for their weekly shop.Standing in front of...
“Money Can’t Buy You Happiness” Lies Surgeon Who Is Very Happy With His Lexus And Multiple Mistresses
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactProminent surgeon, Miles Brune (51), is known for his lavish lifestyle, his fast cars and his multiple mistresses.
However, Brune has sent a chilling...
Family Dinner At The Club To End With Nan Wandering Off To Take A Look Around (Play Pokies)
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe Cunningham family has this week gone on a frenzied search for their nan, after almost losing her (and her weekly pension) to...
Stoic Old Farmer A Little More Caligula Than Marcus Aurelius With His Sheep Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local grazier has today felt himself slip from his usual stoic old self in to a hot-headed sheep...
Year 12 Student Drops Out Of School Midway Through HSC after Accidentally Calling Teacher ‘Mum’
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
In an unfortunate turn of events, local Year 12 student at Betoota Trinity College, Tristan Christopher (17) , has decided to drop out...
Report: Paying More For Something Used To Mean The Thing Got Better
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a headline that makes the writer sound old as the invention of light, it has been confirmed that at one point in...
Girlfriend Coming Back From Bottomless Brunch Craves Human Flesh
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has been left in fear for his life this weekend, after his girlfriend was seen transforming into the scariest version...
