Neil Young Boycotts NOVA Over Fitzy Spreading Misinformation About How Good He Was At Footy
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Famous American folk singer Neil Young wants the Nova Radio Network to choose: Fitzy or him.
The singer is demanding that his music...
Greg Hunt Says Nobody Called PM A ‘Psycho’ Because He’s A Great Guy With Impeccable Social Skills
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HE HAS DONE NOTHING TO EARN THAT TITLE: Health Minister Greg Hunt has today decided that the best strategy to deal with...
Katter: “The Price Of Bread Is Solely Dependant On Whether Con From Samios Grocers In Cloncurry Has Done His Arse On The Punt Over The Weekend. Once Upon A...
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As the Australian media continues to work themselves into a fit of hysteria over the fact that Prime Minister Scott Morrison doesn't...
Albo Admits He Lost Track Of Market Price For Bread When The Vietnamese Arrived In Marrickville
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On top of the very public accusation that he is a 'horrible psycho' who 'nobody trusts' in his most recent media appearance,...
6-Month Old Labradoodle Blindsided By Afternoon Photoshoot With Owner’s Recently Single Brother
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An adorable Labradoodle puppy has been entangled in a man’s quest for love this afternoon, forced to spend several hours participating...
Nation’s Horrible Psychos Distance Themselves From Scott Morrison
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A leading spokesperson for Australia's most horrible and fraudulent psychos has today released a statement distancing their community from the Prime Minister.
This...
PM Give Press Club Address: “Not Far From Here, Scum Journalists Like You Are Met With Bullets”
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Prime Minster Scotty From Marketing has today had strips torn from him by the National Press Club in Canberra, as it becomes...
PM Begs State Leaders To Re-Introduce Mask Mandate So Young Women Can’t Be Seen Glaring At Him
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As the Australian media recoils from a big week of pearl-clutching after the former Australian Of The Year Grace Tame refused to...
Scotty Just Glad The 2022 Australian Of The Year Isn’t Going To Bust His Chops Over Anything
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After a big year of being held accountable for his government's treatment of women, and his own blatant indifference towards women's safety...
Local Hypochondriac Isolates For 7 Days After Chicken Laksa Opens Up The Sinuses
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Local drama queen, Iggy Meredith (31), has today emerged from what she believes to have a bout of the omicron variant.
That is,...
