Everyday Bloke Sledges Rivals By Referencing 1962 Psychological Thriller Starring Frank Sinatra
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As the Liberal Party's pre-election collapse begins to get desperate, Scotty From Marketing has again accused Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese of being too...
Pay Day Ends Catastrophically As 50 Gram Pouch Goes Through Washing Machine After 9 Schooners
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Local bloke Kels Gibson (27) has well and truly blown the weekly budget out not even 24 hours since a fortnight's wages...
60 Minutes To Showcase The Cool Ukulele Scotty Picked Up In Hawaii While Our Homes Were Burning
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One would assume that Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing would be working hard to avoid any further association with the land of...
Good Thing Vapes Were Made Illegal, Says Nation’s High Schools
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Although it is clear that this government can shit the bed in just about any way you can imagine, there is one law...
Greens Vow To Abolish The Rights Of All Religions Except The Ones That Appear In Their Posters
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As Parliament spends their dying days before the 2022 election campaign debating the Religious Freedoms Bill, it seems the Greens have decided...
Katter: I’ll Be Voting Against The Freedom Of Religion Bill, Because Quite Frankly, Where I Come From It’s Not Very Good Manners To Ask Someone Who Or What They...
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The Member For Kennedy has today joined the Religious Freedoms debate, after previously sitting on the sidelines as a God-fearing rural conservative.
However,...
Aged Care Residents A Bit Nervous About What PM Means When He Says He’s Sending In The Army
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison says the government will send the Australian Defence Force into old people homes to 'deal with the aged...
Leaked Texts Not That Stressful For Bloke That Got Sacked By High Court With A Pregnant Mistress
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The unsinkable Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has returned back to work today, without any thought to the scandal that gripped the...
North QLD Liberal Warren Entsch Apologises In Advance For Any Texts Where He Called PM A Fucken No Good Mouth-Breathing Halfwit With Shit For Brains
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As the Liberal Party continues to implode over internal bickering, a number of Federal MPs are starting to prepare for the day...
“Excuse Me Sir, What Are You Doing In This Salon? Please Stop Touching That Woman’s Hair!”
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Hairdressers in a Mornington Peninsula salon have been left in a state of shock today, after a random psycho broke into their...
