Brisbane Floods: Boomer Dad And Millennial Son Comes To Blows Over Whether ’74 Was Worse Than 2011
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The Brisbane River reached its peak this morning, as far as we can tell, signalling the start of a long and tiresome clean...
Brisbane Mate Confirms That He’s ‘High And Dry’ In His Stilted Queenslander Sharehouse
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Australians living outside of Queensland's South-East Corner are today frantically calling their friends and family in the big smoke.
With Wivenhoe Dam at 184%...
Report: Fuck Me It Never Ends
After three years of relentless bushfires, pandemics, nuclear warnings, major global conflicts and blow-out scores against the Broncos, today it has been confirmed that...
Scotty Inspects Barrel Of A Loaded Blaser Tactical 2 Sniper Rifle During Photo Shoot With ADF
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has once again nearly killed himself, as he continues his nationwide campaign of pretending to look like he’s...
PM Thrilled As The Sheer Horror Of War Distracts Nation From Albo’s Dashing Women’s Weekly Shoot
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There were reportedly cheers of joy from the Prime Minister's office in Canberra this week, after Scotty From Marketing learnt that Russia had...
Bloke From Hometown Who Used To Sell Hot Nokias Now An Award Winning Commercial Real Estate Agent
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Brodie Bancroft was once Betoota's go-to man for an unboxed Nokia 3250.
If you knew the right people in town, you could be put...
Scotty Starts Breaking Up Weird Honeycomb Looking Fibro During Photoshoot On Residential Worksite
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has once again caused himself yet another long-term workplace injury, as he continues his nationwide campaign of pretending...
Inner-City Snorkeler Gets A Stiffy With All This Rain
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With suburban streets flooded from Wollongong to Brisbane, it is a magical time of the year for the upper-middle class inner-city 4WD owners.
The...
Scotty From Marketing Lifts 700 Litre Fridge With His Back During A Photo Shoot With Removalists
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While still partially blinded by staring directly into a welding flash during a photoshoot in the Northern Territory over the weekend, Prime Minister...
Scotty From Marketing Destroys 43 Freight Containers While Operating A Crane In Port Botany
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has again been caught on camera doing something that can cause serious workplace injuries, as he attempts to...
