Scotty Attempts To Win Lismore Back Over By Building This $10B Submarine Base In The Main Street
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The Morrison Government have hidden behind the Defence Force this week, by accusing anyone of criticising their flood response of being deranged lefties...
Meet Kevin Hogan, The Nationals MP For North NSW Who’ll Be Working At Grafton Nissan In 2 Months
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With an election around the corner the Morrison Government are currently deciding where to bother campaigning, and where to cut their losses.
Throughout the...
“Ahhh Yes. Sri Lanka, 1999” Says Pizza Delivery Guy Interrupting 48 Hour Warnie Highlights Binge
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As the grieving of the nation's favourite son continues, millions of Australians are finding different ways to deal with with this heartbreaking news.
The...
Scotty Takes ‘Get Government Out Of People’s Lives!’ To A New Level And Abandons Flood Victims
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Frustrations with the government's response to catastrophic flooding in Northern NSW is now at fever pitch, after footage circulated of ADF troops staging...
Scotty Withholding Aid To Northern NSW Until He Gets Assurance Someone Will Shake His Hand On Camera
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As NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet admits the roll out of state emergency services in Northern NSW has fallen short, with completely unqualified locals...
WW3 The Last Thing On Australia’s Mind Right Now
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The current world war unfolding in Eastern Europe that has dominated Australian hearts and news cycles for two weeks, will now be taking...
“Sooo.. Can We Kill Some Sharks Or Something” Asks Immensely Bored Albanese After 24 Hours In WA
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The federal election is well underway in Western Australia – as Anthony Albanese hits the streets to remind the sand people that he...
Scotty’s Angels Also Unable To Take Over As Acting Prime Minister Due To… Ummm… Inexperience
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With Scotty From Marketing at home isolating from the floods and world wars with flu-like symptoms, the search for an acting Prime...
Scotty From Marketing Suddenly Tests Positive To Covid Just As All The Hard Work Begins
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With Northern NSW still inundated with floodwaters, and South-East Queensland's Mud Army taking to the streets to begin a lengthy clean up, Scotty...
Brisbane Gays Forced To Charter HMAS Veronicas To Sydney As Cancelled Flights Threaten Mardi Gras
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Brisbane's thriving community of lavender-scented gentlemen and Subaru owners are today exploring alternative evacuation options out of the city, as the floodwaters threaten...
