Report: Looks Like The Boomers Were Right All Along
The concerns held by parents of teenagers in the 1990s appears to be completely validated this week, after new allegations levelled against 1990s shock...
Scotty Asks God For At Least 10 Days Heads Up On All Natural Disasters, And Some Good Lighting
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With the fall out continuing from the Prime Minister's bungled flood recovery in the Northern Rivers, the Morrison Government is working tirelessly to...
PM Ridicules Albo Health Kick As If Every Aussie Bloke Isn’t Currently Worried About Their Heart
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Scotty From Marketing has today launched a new election strategy, by making fun of his opponent Anthony Albanese’s effort to not die young.
During...
Government Apologises For Controversial Women’s Network Logo, Vows To Add Bulging Cock Veins
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In yet another example of astounding incompetence, the Prime Minister's Office has somehow managed to fuck up a fairly simply brief.
The Women's Network,...
Murdoch Joins Premiers To Apologise For Not Declaring Scott Morrison A National Disaster Sooner
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"We really tried with this bloke" muttered the 91-year-old media tycoon.
"We really did."
"But every time it looked like he'd grown into the role......
Local Dad At Boiling Point As The Passing Of Warnie Converges With Record Breaking Fuel Prices
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Usually a stoic man devoid of human emotion, local dad Tony McKeon (64) is today struggling to process two very different historical events....
Northern Rivers Suddenly Transforms Into Autumn Wonderland After Scotty’s 2 Hour Media Appearance
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Northern Rivers residents have today woken to one of the most breathtaking Autumn mornings they've ever seen, as the birds chirp and the...
Scotty Gives The All Clear To Untie Local Journalists As His Helicopter Leaves Northern Rivers
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Scotty From Marketing's has today finished his whirlwind tour of the flood-ravaged Northern Rivers region of NSW, a daunting task for a Prime...
Scotty From Marketing’s Staff Prepare His Pre-Muddied Disaster Costume Ahead Of Lismore Visit
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Scotty From Marketing is expected to declare the Northern New South Wales floods a “national emergency” when he visits the region today -...
Agriculture Minister Receives Bizarre Email From PM Asking Him To Round Up Two Of Every Animal
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National Party Deputy Leader and Agriculture Minister David Littleproud MP, has today received one of the most deranged pieces of correspondence in his...
