Scotty Manages To Ruin Fairly Basic Australia Day BBQ By Only Ordering Enough Snags For Himself
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As hundreds of thousands marched in the streets in protest yesterday, the Morrison Government held the line and committed to celebrating January...
Woman Faces Backlash For Not Pretending Everything Is Okay
A treasonous Tasmanian woman has today been met with a wave of backlash from some of Australia's brightest Liberal Party bootlickers, after refusing to...
Nonno Tormented As A Catholic Small Business Owner After Learning Opposition Leader’s Surname
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Local Ingham cobbler Raphael Panucci is on the fence again, for the first time in 60 years.
This comes after almost an entire...
Rural Conservative Turns Into Raving Leftie After Cafe Serves Him Latte Instead Of Flat White
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A Western Queensland man has suffered a rare form of political amnesia over the weekend, after a simple error at his favourite...
Promising Labor Candidate Thankful For Working Class Values Passed Down By Her Art Critic Father
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he daughter of a prominent West End-based art critic says she wouldn't be nearly well equipped enough to fight the good fight of...
Scotty To Bring Back Peter Costello’s Baby Bonus In An Effort To Find More Forklift Drivers
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Scotty From Marketing has today unveiled a new layer to his incredibly well-thought-out plan to boost the numbers of forklift drivers in Australian...
Government To Solve Supply Chain Issues By Creating 4-Month Backlog For Forklift Certifiers
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Scott Morrison has all but secured the warehouse and fruit markets vote today, by telling Australia's blue collar workers that he believes children...
Scotty Says Why Stop At Forklifts, We Should Send Kids Into Coal Mines Like The Good Old Days!
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is reportedly planning to let minors drive forklifts, in a new plan to tackle labour shortages that he...
PM Announces That His Government Has Secured 40 Million More Distractions To Arrive Before Election
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Scotty From Marketing has today announced that he is plenty more announcements to make over the next few months.
Flanked by his embattled Treasurer...
“Just Shut The Fuck Up About It” Says Serbian Mate
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Local Serbian-Australian Zivvy Nikolic (32) hasn't been this filthy since it looked like Croatia were going to win the last FIFA World Cup.
It's...
