Djokovic Returns With A Fedora And Electric Guitar As He Seeks Ambitious New Hillsong Exemption
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The Australian Prime Minister, Scotty From Marketing, says Novak Djokovic was deported because he tried to breach entry rules at the border, even...
Deporting World’s Best Tennis Players Fails To Resolve Australia’s Drastic Fresh Food Shortages
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Australia is once again at the centre of global headlines, after our previously unknown Immigration minister Alex Hawke came to the defence of...
Censored Sydney Rappers OneFour Finally Allowed To Perform After Creating New Genre ‘Drillsong’
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As the Federal and State governments make it clear that they have no interest in supporting any musicians or performers who aren't attached...
Djokovic To Play As Federal Government Again Fails To Deliver On Big Theatrical Announcements
World No.1 Djokovic has been drawn to face fellow Serb and Davis Cup teammate Miomir Kecmanovic in round one of the Australian Open, in...
NSW Government Defends Hillsong Youth Festival: “You Can’t Catch The Virus From Dry Humping”
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The NSW Government has today come out in defence of their most supportive donors and policymakers at the Hillsong Church, after the Pentecostal...
PM Wanders Into Blue Mountains With Jerry Can And Matches In Last Ditch Effort To Change News Cycle
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With the the media flushed with embarrassing stories around Novak Djokovic, the Hillsong Church, RAT shortages and drastic fruit and vegetable supply issues...
Worksite Radio Source Of Great Conflict Between Joe Rogan Apprentice And Richard Fidler Boss
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A residential build deep within Betoota's light industrial Flight Path District has once again hosted a cultural gridlock today, as two generations of...
Scotty Spends $3.5B On Tanks To Distract From How He Treated Novak To Distract From RAT Shortage
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Just like the glorious AUKUS photoshoot last year, Scott Morrison has once again caused himself more pain than necessary by throwing random European...
Scotty’s Beloved Private Market Still Unable To Provide $25 RAT Kits That Are Free In America
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In a completely unexpected and entirely unpredictable turn of events, it seems Australia's private market have been unable to secure anymore RAT tests...
Local Girl Who Is Five Cruisers Deep Fairly Certain Chick In Nightclub Line Pushed Her
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Local woman Brianna Hewitt is, unfortunately, the worst kind of drunk - an aggressive one.
Unlike her friends, who usually teetered somewhere between happy...
