“It’s Hard To Put This Into Words… But Every Single Day, Your Incompetence Astounds Us” Says Nation
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With close to 200k new Omicron cases recorded in the last 24 hours, Australians are once again marvelling at how their Prime Minister...
NSW Premier Says That He’s Been Advised To Close ‘Nightclubs’ Whatever The Fuck They Are
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In a backpedal that not even Jesus H Christ could have seen coming, NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has today announced that he's grown...
PM: “Okay, Poor People Are Allowed Up To Ten Free RATS, But No More Than One A Week, Only From Selected Pharmacies, Only On Tuesdays And Thursdays. You Must...
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Aside from taking to Twitter to vilify the World tennis Number 1 over a clerical error involving his visa at Melbourne airport, after...
Okay You’ve Made It Clear You’re Not Paying For Them, But Could You Tell Us Where The Fuck They Are
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With 50,000 new cases across the eastern seaboard today, it is now very clear that the Prime Minister is trying to limit the...
Bloke Who Spends Money Like An Apprentice Coal Miner Draws The Line At Free Rapid Tests For Sick People
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The Australian Prime Minister that spent over $700 million tax payer dollars on ineligible grants for marginal electorates to build train station...
Bloke Who Didn’t Order Enough Booster Shots Or Rapid Tests Begins Crafting Happy New Year Post
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Once again, the State Premiers have been left with no answers from an Australian Prime Minister who has failed to properly secure...
‘Personal Responsibility’ Roughly Translated To ‘Keep Going To Work Until You Get Sick Without Pay’
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With pubs, restaurants, gyms and retailers voluntarily closing down in the middle of their traditionally most lucrative holiday period, it seems the...
PM Says His Wife ’Must Embrace A Culture Of Responsibility’ As He Will Not Be Making The Gravy
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Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing as today shirked responsibility for another basic task, after discussions begin within the Morrison family over what...
Out-Of-Town Mate Hits Group Chat To See Who’ll Be Around To Get 2007 Drunk With Him Over Christmas
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With just over a week until it's tools down for 2021, Gold Coast-based builder Timbo Luttwyche (32) is sending out the bat signal...
PM Shares FB Memory Of Hawaii Trip: “Ugh. Can’t Believe This Was 2 Years Ago!! Take Me Back”
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Scotty From Marketing has today taken a moment to himself to think about how good he had it before this virus.
While lying in...
