Australians Beg Fear-Mongering News Networks To Just Stick To ‘Love Actually’ Airport Reunions
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As the Australian news cycle enters the pre-Christmas purgatory of paid tourism advertorials and test cricket updates, journalists around the country are rushing...
Dad Imposes Household Ban On Any Conversations About The Property Market Until After New Years
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Local Betoota Heights dad, Karl Valance (57) is a rose amongst thorns when compared to the rest of his generation.
As a man who...
Cute Guy On Hinge Flagged As A Bot For Not Having Any Hiking Photos
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A cute guy on Hinge has today alerted suspicion from multiple women, when his profile appeared to have no trace of outdoor activities...
Picky Eater Of The Family Not Even Remotely Ashamed To Hit The Kids Menu At Restaurant Dinner
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Though most people grow out of picky eating after realising you can actually season vegetables, there are some who never adapt their taste...
Local Girl Suddenly Rethinking Opinion Of Shy Coworker After Discovering Her Depraved Instagram
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Sometimes, it’s the ones you least expect.
Local woman Danielle Wilson, today's discovery of a coworker's rather spicy Instagram profile has left her questioning...
PM Starts Rumour That Ricciardo Might Run In Porter’s Seat If Journos Wanna Spend A Week On That
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison and senior Liberals are openly encouraging Formula One driver Daniel Ricciardo to run as the party's candidate in the...
Australian Journalists Still Yet To Figure Out That Scotty’s Rumours About Gladys Joining His Team Only Seem To Pop Up When Albo Is Making Policy Announcements
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The amazing minds that make up the Australian media are still struggling to see the wool that has been once again pulled over...
Report: The Shining Is Definitely A Christmas Movie
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When it comes to naming the most essential Christmas movies, there are titles that come to mind straight away: It’s a Wonderful Life,...
Uninterested Babe At The Beach Has No Idea How Cool Mulleted Leatherman Used To Be In the 80s
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There was a time when Gold Coast surfing icon Grunter Macnamara was king.
Depending on who you talk to at the surf club, that...
Gladys Not Ruling Out A Return To Taking Orders From Incompetent Old Men As A Federal Candidate
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In a move that show just how much shit the Australian voters are willing to put up, the Liberal Party has extended its...
