Josh Frydenberg Stares Long And Hard At Poster Advertising Job Opening At Ray White Hawthorn
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As the Great Resignation continues throughout the ranks of the Federal Liberal Party, markets are currently open for who will be the next...
PM Introduces New Anti-Trolling Laws To Stop @FukScomo69 From Calling Him A Pants-Shitting Liar
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has vowed to introduce new "anti-troll" social media legislation that is designed to stop anonymous trolls like @FukScomo69...
PM: “I Am Not A Liar! I’m Just A Normal Aussie Bloke Who Chose Politics Over An NRL Career”
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It seems Scotty From Marketing is starting to panic as the label 'The Liar From The Shire' begins to stick.
This comes after another...
Townie Kid Suffers Crippling Stage Fright After Bloke In Commodore Tells Him To Do A Wheelie
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Local Betoota Downs kid, Alby Sherwin (13) has today been overwhelmed with an intense bout of performance nerves today, after being challenged to...
South Australia Now Open To Regular Australians That Don’t Have Creepy Accents And A Penchant For Heinous Crimes
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The whole country is closer to being one today as South Australia welcome back normal Australians who don’t have...
Anti-Vaxxers Cut The Bullshit And Rush To Get Jabbed After Being Yelled At By A Fed Up Jacqui
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The 2% of Australia that are ideologically opposed to immunisations have suffered a shattering blow to their movement today, after getting an old...
PM Says Aussies Are Sick Of Having Anyone Showing The Slightest Bit Of Leadership In Their Lives
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Just 72 hours before he discreetly backed State Leader for implementing jab mandates for certain industries, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing told the...
Journalists Finally Leave Those Kids Alone As Pandemic Pushes Schoolies Out Of The New Cycle
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For the first time since the 1970s, it seems that the late November news cycle has not included one story about how the...
Ita Buttrose Keeps The Government Happy By Announcing Alan Jones As The New Host Of ABC’s Q&A
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The ABC's chair Ita Buttrose has today reluctantly announced currently unemployed conservative shock-jock Alan Jones as the new host of the political panel...
PM Says If He Has To Choose He’ll Take ‘Scotty From Marketing’ Over ‘The Liar From The Shire’
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The Australian Prime Minister known as Scotty From Marketing is now facing the gruelling predicament of having his entire political career placed under...
