Local Girl Immediately Wraps Up Date After Bloke Turns Up In 3 Month Old Hospital Mask
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The Bureau of Meteorology has confirmed the nation’s crippling man-drought is set to continue, after females across the country were subject...
PM Reckons He Put Jeff Fenech On His Arse During A Night Out In Kings Cross Back In The Day
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison is officially out of control when it comes to telling porky pies this afternoon.
That's according to his increasingly nervous...
PM Makes Outrageous Claim He Saw KoRn Live At 1999 Big Day Out Despite Living In NZ At The Time
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing's entire political career is now under the microscope after claiming he doesn’t believe he has told a lie...
Spineless Traitor Refuses To Join PM In Starting A War With Our Most Important Trading Partner
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The treasonous swine in charge of the Federal Opposition has today proven how idiotically unAustralian he is by refusing to jeopardise our nation's...
Nation Cringes Through Confrontation Between Two Men That Hate Each Other But Are Too Soft To Say Shit
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After two years of firing shots at each other through press conferences and media leaks, Prime Minister Scott Morrison and Dan Andrews have...
Australian Avoids Paying For Hotel Quarantine By Ignoring The One Letter They Sent Her In 2020
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Local Dalby woman, Margie Dimbley (55) didn't ever imagine she'd have to pay the government $5000 dollars just to visit her niece's newborn...
Bloke At The Pub In Redcliffe Reckons His Mate’s Cousin At Ray White Says Kalyn Ponga’s Looking To Buy Around Here
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The NRL rumour mill is in full swing this week, as punters and pundits begin to speculate the names that will be listed...
First Girls Drink Since Lockdown So Exciting That Very Offensive Comments Are Taken As A Joke
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A long-overdue reunion of girlfriends in Melbourne city has kicked off today with a cracking pace.
Starting with a couple of those jugs that...
Scott Morrison Leaks Text Messages With Xi Jinping To Showcase His Expert Skills As A Diplomat
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today done his very best to avoid answering any questions about whether his office leaked text messages...
Anti-Melbourne Cup Warrior Quietly Deletes Instagram Photos Of Her Riding Elephants In Thailand
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One of Naarm's most innovative and adaptive social justice warriors has arrived at work with a smile this morning.
Sitting down in the living...
