Stupid Drunk Idiot Crashes His Car Because He Is An Entitled Rich Boy Who Is Unfit For Politics
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If the Victorian Liberals thought that things couldn't get worse, they were oh so very wrong.
Over the weekend, shadow attorney-general Tim Smith MP...
Barnaby Joyce Begins Working Towards Net Zero By Demanding Paddock Full Of Sheep Stop Farting
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Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has gotten to work today, as he begins the long journey towards achieving net zero carbon emissions by...
NSW Health Minister Stoked to Return To Job He Signed Up For: Negotiating Nurse Wage Disputes
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As New South Wales finally opens up, with cases numbers dropping by the day, NSW Health Minister Brad Hazzard is finally able to...
Nation’s Hot Babes To Pay Tribute To Brave Frontline Workers With Upcoming Halloween Parties
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Prominent members from the Queensland Nurses Union say that they are "100% okay" with their portrayal over the Halloween weekend, as uni...
Absolute Fucken Dropnuts Doesn’t Want To Get The Jab Because He’s Scared
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A proud Queenslander who reckons he could smoke more bongs than any other bloke in his hometown and routinely breaks the speed limit...
Nationals Say They Only Listen To Scientists When It Comes To A Virus That Kills Fat Old Men
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Deputy Prime Minister and Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce says his party will deliver a response to a net zero emissions climate policy by...
National Party In Crisis After Having To Work An Eight Hour Day
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The dry drunk MPs that make up the mining arm of the coalition government are reportedly "absolutely fucked" after having to work for...
Anti-Vaxxers Refuse To Believe The Statistics That Show They Make Up Less Than 2% Of Population
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Australia's extremely loud minority of anti-vaxxers have today been exposed as barely a bleep on the radar of public health.
This comes 24 hours...
Vibrating Counter Meal Buzzer Brings Table Of Sydney Residents To Climax
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A pub lunch has brought four co-workers to climax this afternoon, after experiencing a familiar vibration pulsate across a table.
The flashing...
Bloke Who Grew Up Watching Hours Of Pokémon Each Morning Bans His Kids From Listening To K-Pop
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With Korean pop now the most popular form of music infiltrating the ears and minds of the Australian youth, local sportswear retailer Kimbo...
