Bloke Who Spent $660m On Pre-Election Car Parks Argues Against Need For Corruption Watchdogs
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing says the NSW anti-corruption watchdog that has forced the resignation of several NSW premiers and the incarceration of...
NSW Government Try Something New By Replacing Gladys With Former Young Liberal Who Loves Jesus
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The NSW Liberal party room has been forced to vote for a new leader today, after the inevitable resignation of Gladys Berejiklian last...
Brian To’o Plays 80 Minutes Of Football With An Engagement Ring In His Jocks
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In another twist to the Penrith fairytale last night, it seems that Panthers winger Brian To'o actually played for 80 minutes with 10x5cm...
Brisbane Transports Back To 2008 With Wildly Inappropriate Timmy Trumpet Set
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Brisbane is tonight pumping like it used to when pingers were good.
In a very weird turn of events, former Fortitude Valley resident nightclub...
Scotty Pays Heartfelt Tribute To The Woman He Actively White-Anted And Scapegoated For 4 Years
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has lauded the “heroics” of outgoing NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian who has resigned after an Independent Commission Against...
Hot Mess Gladys Blames Mercury Retrograde For Alleged Corruption That Led To Her Resignation
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Politicians from all parties, journalists, public figures and Prime Minister Scott Morrison have been quick to praise the outgoing New South Wales Premier...
Cody Walker Suddenly Has 40,000 New Cousins As He Fills Hole Left by Koori Knock-Out Cancellation
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WALKER'S ON: Rabbitohs star Cody Walker is today carrying the black excellence rugby league on his back, after 40,000 Indigenous football fans looks...
Turnbull Says He’s Losing Faith In The Leadership Of The Dumbest Men He’s Ever Had To Work With
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Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has this week revealed that he's not exactly confident in the leadership of one of the most incompetent...
NRL Player Takes Cue To Start Doing Illegal Shit After Complete Stranger Whips Out Camera Phone
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Local NRL star Jaylon Mankercroft (23) has today kicked into gear, as the week-long post-season celebrations continue in some Meriton apartment in inner-city...
NRL Unveil Police-Themed GF Rings To Be Worn By Blokes Who Will Be Definitely Breaking The Law
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Just four days out from the 2021 NRL Premiership-decider between the Penrith Panthers and the South Sydney Rabbitohs, and the usual Grand Final...
