Report: Rusty Would Be Unbearable To Be Around Right Now
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A recent report by the independent Australian news agency RustyWatch has revealed that most people would decide against going fishing with Russell Crowe...
UK Learns That Deporting Anyone Willing To Work A Shit Job Means The Shit Jobs Don’t Get Done
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Worksites around the United Kingdom have been sitting empty for weeks, as the Brits learn that maybe they didn't really think too far...
Ivan Cleary Running Off Half An Hour Sleep After Wayne Bennett Winks At Him At The Dally Ms
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With just five days until the 2021 NRL Grand Final, the mind games have already begun between the two coaches.
Penrith's young buck Ivan...
Local Bloke Prepares To Inherit $3M Workers Cottage After Waving At The Nonna Down His Street
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Local Betoota IT professional, Paddy Kilmartin (29) knows there's only a few things certain in this world.
One, this government will tax him until...
Cultured Melbourne Girl Still Buzzed From Big Weekend Of Bragging About Not Watching Sportsball
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As millions of living rooms across Melbourne erupted into both euphoric cheers and heartbreaking cries on Saturday night, the 2021 AFL Grand Final...
QLD Mum Learns How To Assemble Sniper Rifle In Case State Government Tries To Ruin Christmas
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The pressure is on the Queensland State Government to formulate a border policy ahead of Christmas, as Australian families separated by the Tweed...
Billy Slater To Bring Back QLD Origin Tradition Of Making Debutants Drink 15L Drum Of Molasses
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The Sunshine State's emerging rugby talent are very nervous today, after news broke that the Queensland Origin side is set to revisit the...
Melbourne’s Wokest Twitter Activist Can’t Help But Clutch Purse As Blue Collar Worker Walks By
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After effectively making a career out of calling out bigotry on the internet, Fitzroy woman Charlotte Meredith-Thistlethwaite (30) has today proven that...
ALP Begin Searching Rural QLD Bowls Clubs For Antagonistic Retired Shearers To Run As Candidates
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The Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today announced a candidate drive in Queensland's rural working class electorates that his...
Melbourne Vinnies Report Abundance Of Hi-Vis Donations As Conspiracists Stop Playing Dress Ups
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Second-hand clothing outlets across Melbourne say they are being inundated with brand new high visibility workwear, as the conspiracists who spent the...
