Earthquake Damage Sees Dan Andrews Begin Gruelling Task Of Mending Relationship With Tradies
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Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has today had to swallow his pride and begin negotiations with the construction industry, after a numbers buildings...
2021 Chucks In A Few Earthquakes For The Fuck Of It
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Windows have shattered and buildings have shaken across Melbourne this morning as Victoria experienced an out-of-character earthquake.
The quake was recorded at magnitude...
Remember When ASIO Specifically Warned Dutton About Threats Of Extremist Far-Right Propaganda?
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As Melbourne descends into the chaos of confused and propaganda-fuelled protests, everyone but the Murdoch media machine is reminiscing about the time...
Dan Andrews Announces Disaster Bonus Bets In Effort To Calm Down Melbourne Tradies
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An uneasy and confused marriage of distressed construction workers and anti-vaxxer protestors are marching through Melbourne again this afternoon, as the city...
Jayden Campbell Begins 2022 Off-Season With 15 Kilogram Pasta Dish And 3.7 Litre Protein Shake
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After playing a big role in the Gold Coast Titan's first finals appearance in five years, NRL rookie Jayden Campbell is already...
PM Avoids Embarrassment Of Biden Forgetting His Name By Yelling “SCOTTY’S HERE!” Upon Arrival
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While walking up the White House steps today, Scotty From Marketing has gone extra lengths to save to himself the embarrassment of...
Dreadlocked White Boy Playing Bongo Drums Outside Melbourne CFMEU Office Insists He’s A Tradie
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A dreadlocked Xavier Rudd-looking hippy currently banging out reggae ballads outside the CFMEU head office in Melbourne has told reporters that he's...
Recent Survey Of Australians Finds That David Campbell Would Be Pretty Good Fun On A Bender
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Australian TV and theatre star David Campbell would be pretty good fun at the back end of a 'real go' - ...
Sydney Girls Hit Centennial Park With A Picnic That Rivals The Terrace Bar At Bondi Icebergs
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It's currently 19 degrees and sunny in the Harbour City - and a bad day to be a patch of grass down...
“Actually, Maybe The Hunter Might Be A Better Fit For Our Kristina” Says Labor Party
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After a week of pretending they aren't hearing the very real concerns from their supporters in Western Sydney, The Australian Labor Party...
