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Sydney Liberal Voter Still Trying To Trot Out The “Yeah But Things Are Much Worse In England”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a man with several investment properties and a share portfolio that is offset to fuck through his beloved franking credits, Sydney father-of-three...

Grandpa Kev Teaches Scotty How To Shave After PM Returns From Shower Covered In Bits Of Tissue

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "So what ya wanna do...." says Grandpa Kev, as he unfolds the straight razor. "Bung a bit of water on your face. Like so" "Then...

Sydney Tradie Begins Experiencing Withdrawals After Going A Week Cold Turkey From Smoko Van

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The effects of the NSW Premier's snap construction ban continue to felt by the entire workforce this week, as tradesman notch up 7...

Albo: “Only Pay With Cash When Supporting Local Restaurants, Scotty’s Taken Enough From Them”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today called on Australians to consider changing their consumer behaviour to support small...

PM: “I Can’t Restore JobKeeper Because This Lord Of The Flies Scenario Benefits Me Politically”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Greater Sydney attempts to catch it's breath from the dangerous civil unrest that took place on the streets of the CBD over...

Fire Breather Stoked To Draw A Decent Crowd For Once

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fire breathing, and fire twirling is back! That's according to yesterday's protests in Sydney - after a since-detained man jumped at the opportunity...

‘Stupid Bogans’ To Blame For Yesterday, Not Lack Of JobKeeper Or Insufficient Supply Of Jabs

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PRIVILEGED TOOTHLESS BOGANS! The Australian media and political classes are relieved this morning, after the extremely dangerous and unorganised rally in Sydney’s CBD...

Thousands March To Highlight Understandable Distrust Of PM’s Shithouse Public Health Messages

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NOT A GOOD LOOK SCOTTY: Thousands of anti-lockdown protesters breached restrictions to march through Sydney's CBD to highlight the fact that they are...

PM Consults Strawberry Farmworkers For Tips On How To Pull Off A Nationwide Needle Roll-Out

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW: With just less than 3 million people fully immunised, Australia remains at the very bottom of the list of...

Report: This Might’ve Gotten Away From Ya Sis

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the state ventures into their 6th weekend in lockdown, there have been 163 new locally acquired new cases reported in New South Wales, a...

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