Dan Andrews Says Irresponsible Sydney Residents Should Be Doing Exactly What They Are Doing
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The Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has today been met with a chorus of support from inner-city Melbourne residents whose entire identities are based...
“We’ll Keep This Between Us” Says Grandpa Kev After Finding Scotty’s Zoo Magazine Sock
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COULD YOU COME IN HERE FOR A SEC: Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has once again spared Scotty From Marketing the humiliation of...
We Interview The One Australian That Reckons Getting A Jab Was An Easy And Transparent Process
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With just less than 3 million Australians that have received both of their shots, it's become quite clear that Australia's current jab roll-out...
“Look At This Bloody Dickahead” Says Nonno
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It seems that local Ingham resident Raphael Panucci might change his ways after the run Scotty's been having.
This comes after almost an...
Grandpa Kev Drags Scotty Out Of The Surf After Catching Him Trying To Pull A Harold Holt
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NOT SO FAST BIG BOY! Grandpa Kev has been hailed a hero again today after successfully pulling a bedraggled Prime Minister from...
Albo Begs Nation To Not Let Scotty Use The Off-Chance We Win A Gold In BMX As A Distraction
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HE'LL TRY ANYTHING: The off-chance that Australia might nab a few Olympic gold medals at the Tokyo Hunger Games over the next fortnight...
“Cool. I Guess” Says The Rest Of Australia As Brisbane Wins The 2032 Olympics Bid
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The major cities and towns of Queensland have just enough freedom for their Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk to get away with flying to Japan...
“Look Them In The Eyes When They’re Talking To You!” Grandpa Kev Makes Scotty Face The Media
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TIME TO MAN UP KID: Scotty From Marketing has pulled up just short of apologising for the problems the government has had with...
Sydney Tradie Relives His Days As An Apprentice By Starting Morning With A Gatorade Sax Solo
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BUFFALO TRADESMAN: The state recorded 110 new locally acquired cases - of which 44 were reportedly out in the community while infectious -...
“What The Fuck Is That?” Asks Grandpa Kev As Scotty Returns Home With Fluffy White Pomeranian
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Australia's former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has today come to terms with the fact that he won't be leaving his reluctant posting at...
