Non-Essential Sydney Tradie Gives Wife A Break And Takes The Reins On Home Schooling The Kids
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WHO WANTS TO TAKE ON THE CHAMP? Despite dreaming about this scenario since the first day of his apprenticeship twenty years ago, Yagoona-based...
Bloke Working At Bankstown Bottle-O Gets Called Champ 4,563 Times On Day 1 Of Construction Ban
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CHUMP-E-YUN: NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has confirmed that the bizarre ban on construction work in Greater Sydney will go ahead, despite rumours that...
“Not Again!!!” Roars Grandpa Kev After Finding One-Way Ticket To Hawaii In Scotty’s Tackle Box
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Grandpa Kev has today realised his role as Australia's fill-in father figure might continue indefinitely after our discovering our flakey Prime Minister's plans...
Sydney Dad Really Struggling Through Lockdown With Only Wimbledon, Le Tour, Wallabies, Origin, Euros, NBA Finals, UFC, Boomers, Opals, British Open, AFL And The NRL On TV
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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has just wrapped up the 11am daily press conference, in which she announced that her state has recorded 98...
“Do Ya Have Any Real Beer? What’s This Craft Shift?” Scowls Grandpa Kev While Watching Broncos
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Australia's former Prime Minister, Grandpa Kev has had to once again intervene today, after being handed some sort of suss yuppy beer when...
Scotty Peeks Out Window As Grandpa Kev Goes Next Door To Tell Neighbours To Turn Music Down
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Scotty From Marketing has once again been alpha'd by Kevin Rudd, after the retired former Labor leader was forced to once again intervene...
Grandpa Kev Rushes To Flip Burning Snags On BBQ After Scotty Goes Inside To Get Another Beer
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WHERE'S HE GONE? Former PM Kevin Rudd has had to intervene to prevent a full-scale culinary disaster, after Australia's deadbeat dad wandered off...
Grampa Kev Forced To Pick Kids Up From School While Scotty Blows His Pay Cheque On The Pokies
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In letter obtained by the ABC today, it can be revealed that former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has had to intervene on Scott...
Dan Andrews Breaks Into Soulful Rendition Of Montell Jordan’s ‘This Is How We Do It’ Before Announcing Another Lockdown
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The people of Melbourne are going back into lockdown, it has been confirmed by the Victorian state government today.
The five-day snap lockdown will...
“Now This Is The Trick To Breaking Up Ice Scotty” Says Grampa Kev As He Takes Over Esky Duties
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In letter obtained by the ABC today, it can be revealed that former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has had to intervene to help...
