Awwww Cute! Channel 7 Thinks People Will Keep Watching After The Olympics
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With all the grace of a dropped chicken nugget, Australian TV broadcaster Channel 7 has insisted on reminding viewers there will be...
Brisbane Lets Few Hundred Head Of Cattle Loose On Queen Street To Keep The Ekka Bushies Busy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
QUEEN ST COWBOYS: Queensland's three-day weekend lockdown has been extended until at least Sunday afternoon following another daily increase in local cases.
This...
NSW Premier Says Main Priority Is Making Sure Kerser Remains The Sickest In South-West Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The people of Sydney were met with some comparatively good news this morning, after Gladys Berejiklian announced a slight drop in coronavirus...
Sydney Lockdown Now Boring Enough For High School Classmate’s Baby Photos To Be Interesting
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With NSW lockdown now likely extending well into the third Berijiklian dynasty, many of the state's residents have been finding hope in the...
Scotty Plays U2 (Feat. Green Day) ‘The Saints Are Coming’ As He Sends Troops To Western Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
I'M SAVING THE DAY: The binfire that is the Sydney lockdown has escalated dramatically today, as the NSW Police Commissioner goes over...
Sydney Man Who Can’t Taste Or Smell Anything Reckons Trip To Noosa Will Fix Him Right Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A man who calls the nation's sharps bin home said he's feeling a bit under the weather today.
Speaking to...
Report: Jeez That Winter Sun’s Welcome
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The late July sun has momentarily fixed everything, as it pierces through leafless suburban trees and brings a brief reprieve from the...
Scotty Does What He Does Best And Finally Shows Face In The Middle Of An Olympic Medal Streak
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Aussie mens bringing home bronze in the 4x200m relay has tied up an incredible haul of medals from our Olympians today.
Starting...
Gold Medal For Australia’s Biggest Piss Up Now Tied Between Rowing Parents & Swimming Parents
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With an epic gold medal haul this morning, the week long party taking place at the Noosa PODs Headquarters looks to have...
Pop Reverts Back To Becoming A Swimming Expert As He Does Every Four Years
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As audiences around the world tune into the confusingly named Tokyo 2020 Olympics, grandpas around Australia have swapped their golf cap for a...
